God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold
feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately
sometimes when you’re not feeling your best it’s important to take pics to remind yourself that you’re hot and sexy and your brain is a liar
im still laughing at this
fuuuuuuck💔💔💔
No more trust building exercises, it's time for homoerotic tension building exercises. Instead of falling into each other's arms, you fall on top of each other and pin each other down.
in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.
i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.
> Get into color grading
> realize every screen displays color slightly differently
> realize every camera captures color a little differently
> realize every format and image editor translates color
> realize every printer deposits ink differently
> realize every kind of paper accepts ink differently
> realize colors look completely different under different lighting conditions
> ok I'm going to do everything greyscale now
> black density changes as ink cartridge depletes and depending on viscosity after multiple prints
> "what color white are you using"
> duckduckgo least painful method of death
It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions
We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic
i guess we doin Ơ̴̢̧̙̗͖͍͕͈͚͓̞̣̜̗̘̥̺͔̦̠̠̻̬̼͔͈̹̏̎̈́̓̎̀̆̚ͅṘ̶̨̨̹̱͚̖͖̦̙̱͔͓̠̹̼͍͉̪͇̩̦͎͈̱̣̱̥̫̦̒͝T̴͖͙͓͈̞͖̤̹̪̲̣̭͈̯̝̼̦̬̰͔͗̐̽̓̒̂͋͒͂͛̽̂̐͗̀̎͊̒̌̓͘͜͜͜͠͠͠U̵͉͙͓̝̟̮̦͇͉̩̺̙͙̜͔̔̃͂̇̽̈̊́̈́̈́̇̓͆̂̑̓̀͆̌̑̕̚̚͠ͅS̴̢̠̥̭̤̣̏̃̄͌̏̔͒͌̑́͊̓̓̃́͂̾̿͐͑̂̚͠ now
it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done
The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.
I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:
Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On
Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.
