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Siren, They/Them. Here to have thoughts on fictional characters.

Imagining how Luo Bingge would feel about finding the shards of Zheng Yang after tearing down Cang Qiong, which Shen Jiu insisted could not be returned to the sword wall because it had been 'tainted' by Binghe's use of it. Maybe its in a half smashed box marked as corrupted and salvageable materials, on some corner of QingJing or Wanjian. Or maybe the shards are still in the dirt on the grounds where they held the IAC, covered loosely with weeds and grime, abandoned and forgotten. In either case, he only even finds them because they still contain traces of his own qi.

Its blade is shattered, and it's covered with grime and rust, and it's really of no use to him now; He has Xin Mo. But pulling Zheng Yang was one of few good memories he has of his teenage years, and it's his. He has every right to take it back. Now it just needs the blade reforged and the hilt remounted, a good polishing, and then he'll put it on a sword mount somewhere in his personal quarters in the underground palace.

He can't exactly take it to just anyone, of course. A spiritual blade needs to be repaired by a human cultivator so not to damage its ability to channel qi, and one familiar with working on spiritual swords too. But just like all the sects Binghe had torn down in the years since the abyss, Wan Jian was destroyed along with the rest of Cang Qiong. It's disciples were either killed alongside their scum teachers or scattered to the winds.

So, on a whim, he decides he'll hunt down those remaining disciples, making sure they're not establishing any sects while also while finding his childhood spiritual blade a smith. A two birds with one stone plan.

Somewhere near the borderlands, a wandering cultivator named Shen Yuan who'd been a disciple of WanJian Peak feels a chill go down his spine.

Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.

Superman has a shirt that’s identical except it says “Not to say I’m Clark Kent but Clark Kent and I have never been seen together in the same room” and he wears it as Superman to acknowledge the popular meme that he, the godlike alien, and that random reporter from Kansas are the same person. The internet think he’s the funniest person on Earth. Bruce hates him with his whole being because STILL NOBODY GUESSES HIS SECRET IDENTITY even though he’s WEARING a SHIRT that SAYS IT RIGHT THERE

Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.

Transincarnation

Shen Yuan wakes up incredibly disoriented. He feels like he has just woken up from a very long dream, but worse. He is dizzy, his ears are ringing, and he doesn't know where his limbs are.

Overall he feels like shit.

Still, he tries to orient himself.

His memory seems to be intact. He remembers everything about himself and his past. Although he can't quite recall what was the last thing that happened to him. This is… troubling.

He decides not to dwell on it. There are muny important things to be worried about. For example: Where the hell is he?!

Shen Yuan is certain that this is not his room. He wiggles a little trying to find where his body begins and realizes he is… being cradled in someone's arms???

"Are you alright?!" Shen Yuan hears through the ringing in his ears. Yep, that's definitely a person. A person who is holding him in their arms. Great

“M’ f’ne-“ Shen Yuan slurls and finally opens his eyes.

As soon as he does it, Shen Yuan comes face to face with the single most beautiful man he has ever seen. The man is looking at Shen Yuan with a gentle expression of concern and worry. This man… has a very familiar mark on his forehead.

"Are you Luo Binghe?!" Shen Yuan shouts, his dizziness suddenly gone.

The man—Luo Binghe?—freezes. Shen Yuan freezes too.

What the hell is happening?! Did Shen Yuan somehow transmigrate to Proud Immortal Demon Way?! If so, he is really fucked.

Well, maybe he is mistaken. Maybe this is not Luo Binghe!

"Yes," the man says slowly after a pause, "I am Luo Binghe."

"I see."

Fuuuuck

"Do you know where you are?" Luo Binghe asks, interrupting Shen Yuan's descent into panic.

"Erm—" Shen Yuan stares at him for a second. Then he turns to look around. They seem to be in a forest, but he can't for the life of him tell which of the thousand forests described in PIDW it is. “No, I don't.“

Luo Binghe hums. He stares at Shen Yuan with a blank calculating expression. He seems to be thinking very hard about something. He… doesn't seem very murderous. But the intent gaze makes Shen Yuan want to squirm none the less.

"Are you sure?" Luo Binghe asks again. "I'm not talking about the forest. Doesn't this place seem familiar to you?"

Shen Yuan stares at Luo Binghe. There is no way he is talking about this place being a shitty web novel, right?

"You can answer honestly, I won't be angry," Luo Binghe continues when Shen Yuan doesn't speak.

"Ermmm—"

"I'm just saying, there are infinite universes out there. So it's inevitable that there would be a univerce where a book exists describing this world," Luo Binghe shrugs. He speaks casually, as if he were discussing the wheather. Although there is some quality to his speach that makes Shen Yuan think that Luo Binghe heard those exact words from someone else and is now paraphrasing. "So if you just so happen to have came from such a world, you can tell me."

Completely speechless Shen Yuan just nods.

Luo Binghe is not done, though. "Although, you need to understand that as much as there are infinite diffrent universes, there are also infinite variations of the same universe. So there are many things that are different here."

Shen Yuan spends what feels like a minute staring into an empty space, trying to comprehend what he just heard. But he can't do it unless he asks one question.

"How do you know all that?" Shen Yuan asks weakly.

Because it's one thing that transmigration is real and Shen Yuan is inside of PIDW. And it's completely different that Luo Binghe knows about the existence of a multiverse, knows that there is a world where a hack author wrote a book about him, and also knows that he is in the slightly alternative universe!

For a second Luo Binghe just stares at him with his intense gaze. Then he finally speaks.

“I. Am… Luo Binghe.“

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

Look a little bit further, in the very back

Hey.

Yeah you- the person reading this. Stop scrolling for a second.

You’re going to be okay. You have to believe that. It might take a long time and who knows how much work, but you’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

Anonymous asked:

Archer, I literally love your art so so much, your Liu Qingge is the ONLY Liu Qingge to me now, your art of him is what I see in my head when I'm reading fics about him.

Do you think Liu Qingge can put his two little side braids up with one hand each (link is a youtube short where the first 15 seconds is a girl putting her hair in two braids and a ponytail in 15 seconds), or has he not figured this kind of shit out yet?

https:// www.youtube. com/shorts/ -Aq4m3ZLqTA

THANK YOUUUUUUUU WHAHA IM SO GLAD HOW I DRAW HIM IS SO BELOVED

yes i think he would when he's getting ready and not feeling super up to redoing his brains like he usually does

i multitask king

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Shang Qinghua: After years of scheming and planning, I have finally done it. I have babytrapped my king! Now he will never abandon me and will forever be mine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Demon Advisor, listening in: Oh my!

Later

Demon Advisor: My lord, it appears your human spy tricked you and is now pregnant with your child!

Mobei-Jun: Took him long enough. I was starting to worry that I had to do something myself

Demon Advisor: My lord..?

Mobei-Jun: Dismissed. I need to start planning- well, I need to tell Qinghua to start planning the wedding