Ronnie and her girlfriend who has no off switch

To anyone struggling with depression, I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, that what you're going through is dumb as fuck and not my problem.

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic

apparently the original run of ctrl alt delete ended in november 2012. Ethan Ryan MacManus Prime has been dead for 14 years and no one fucking told me

i'm crying laughing. for some reason i thought this was maybe the conclusion to a years long dramatic story arc i just didn't have the context for. but no. this shit just happens.

this arc starts in september 2012.

his future self comes out of a time portal and says "hey shit's fucked and it's my fault. go and fix this by not fucking the future."

he gets caught by future rebels who hate him because his future self fucked the future.

escapes and punches his future self.

his future self shoots a rebel and the time machine fucking breaks for basically no reason and threatens to destroy all of reality

and his future self gets shot before *he* can make the dramatic heroic sacrifice to stop it.

i cannot express just how much of a Shit Just Happens plot this is. this takes place in-universe over the course of like a couple hours if that. Imagine for a second that you were keeping up with ctrl alt del in 2012. Okay now that you've imagined that i'm gonna give you a minute to stop laughing. Okay now that you're done laughing, just fucking, imagine. You'd have no clue the story was building to any kind of big dramatic conclusion until the literal last possible page??!?! this is such a "oh god i really don't want to be writing CAD anymore" ending but the series was fucking rebooted after this so that can't've been it.

this is the last time any of Ethan Ryan MacManus's friends saw him alive.

peak fucking art.

this is the strip immediately after Ethan Macmanus Gaming Church Memorial by the way.

The 51 moderators in Nairobi working on Sama’s OpenAI account were tasked with reviewing texts, and some images, many depicting graphic scenes of violence, self-harm, murder, rape, necrophilia, child abuse, bestiality and incest, the petitioners say.

The moderators say they weren’t adequately warned about the brutality of some of the text and images they would be tasked with reviewing, and were offered no or inadequate psychological support. Workers were paid between $1.46 and $3.74 an hour, according to a Sama spokesperson.

When the contract with OpenAI was terminated eight months early, “we felt that we were left without an income, while dealing on the other hand with serious trauma”, said petitioner Richard Mathenge, 37. Immediately after the contract ended, petitioner Alex Kairu, 28, was offered a new role by Sama, labeling images of cars, but his mental health was deteriorating. He wishes someone had followed up to ask: “What are you dealing with? What are you going through?”

via fkatwigs on instagram

One pie with extra special agent on it please

i found a bluesky account better than user was blocked for this post