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this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

this is one of the best posts ever
Liu Xiaodong, “Bent Rib”, oil on canvas, 150 x 140 cm, 2010
Message from the Sameer Project! Please boost!
You’re starting to see more images of food in the markets, of prepared meals in community kitchens, stalls serving modified menus. The word “famine” is not being used as much. This is the plan, this is part of the modified and strategically engineered genocide.
To meet aid delivery quotas and to pacify an international audience who became increasingly more alarmed at the images of starving children, the occupation is letting in more goods. But what is being let in is certainly not quality, but quantity, and certainly of limited nutritional value.
The occupation is providing Palestinians in Gaza with sugary soft drinks, candy, instant noodles, canned goods, anything with a high calorie count in order to bulk up the population but without giving them healthy or nutritions food. Where is the chicken, the meat, vegetables and fruit? They are controlling Palestinian’s diets, making sure their consumption leads to diabetes, heart disease, hypertension, and other ailments.
Our teams are still providing meals for families and on October 13, Translating Falasteen (@translatingpal) x The Sameer Project distributed 200 hot meals of rice at Jenan Camp 3 near Hamad City in Khan Younis. [X]
For less than $6 per meal you can help feed families that have no one else to rely on, no source for nutrition and care. Donate to the South Campaign.
Other ways to donate include:
paypal.me/mahertali (Paypal option, please make sure to add a message saying "South aid")
account.venmo.com/u/Maher-Ali (Venmo option, please make sure to add a message saying "South aid")
Got a question about what Hyden would wear when swimming. The boring canonical time period-appropriate answer is “basically just underwear, as they did in the 1500s” and also “he doesn’t know how to swim”, but I thought it would be fun to draw him in some more modern beach vacation/resort clothes anyway. As a man who is pathologically unable to feel shame, there’s really nothing stopping him from hitting the beach wearing even less than this except the vague awareness that people would likely react poorly, causing him to lose social status. However, he can’t resist pushing the social boundaries on middle aged man sluttyness just a little bit anyway.



