Me when the slow burn is slow burning
behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group
Regulus: so. Who taught Harry that word. I'm not mad, I just want to know.
James: I did it-
Regulus: no, no you didn't
Regulus: Remus?
Remus: don't look at me, look at your brother
Sirius: what?! I didn't teach him that!
Remus: hm, that's weird. How'd you even know he said it?
Sirius: bc he shouted it at dinner! In front of all of us!
Remus: suspicious.
Sirius: NO-
Lily: if it matters, probably not but, Marlene was the last one to babysit
Marlene: liar! It was Peter!
Peter: hey!
James: alright let's not fight, it was me, let me take care of it-
Regulus: no! Who did it??
[Silence]
Evan: reg...barty has been awfully quie-
Barty: OH REALLY ROSIER?!
[Arguments break out]
Regulus, whispering to Pandora: I taught him. I accidentally burnt my hand and said "fuck" while Harry was next to me. I predict ten minutes from now they'll all be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces
*regulus staring at the gryffindor table where james sits during breakfast*
dorcas: reg, just kiss potter already.
regulus: no, i'd rather drown.
pandora: that's actually how you die, regulus.
regulus:
dorcas:
pandora:
regulus: well, thank you for clarifying that.
*Dorcas after catching Regulus smoking
Dorcas: You know those will kill you right? You wanna be 40 sitting with lung cancer unable to breathe properly
Regulus: (rolls his eyes)
Pandora: Don’t worry, he won’t live long enough for the cigarettes to kill him
Dorcas:
Regulus:
Regulus: Pandora
Pandora:
Dorcas: Pandora
Pandora: Stay away from the water Reg
