#nff

shane hollander who is at practice one day and gets checked into the boards, the other player’s hand coming up by instinct and clipping him across the cheek. shane hollander who has a moment of oh before straightening up and getting back to the game.

shane hollander who has a strange look on his face for the rest of the day, which ilya clocks immediately and corners him as soon as they get home.

shane hollander who avoids the question like the plague until ilya pure the pieces together- “oh you liked being slapped, didn’t you, baby?”

shane hollander who’s cheeks burn and he turns away, ilya dragging him to the bedroom and guiding him to stand between his legs while he sits on the bed. shane hollander whose jaw drops when his husband says- “beg me for it, baby”, dropping to his knees before he can process the words and looking up in awe at ilya

shane hollander who whispers “please- please slap me ilya” and almost passes out when he sees the look of satisfaction on his husbands face before his head is whipped to the side

Tony desperately wants Peter but the boy is only 16 and he just… can’t. He can’t. Peter knows Tony wants him and he’s constantly begging Tony but Tony’s like “no, we have to wait” even though waiting feels IMPOSSIBLE.

Then imagine Tony is the one who gets blipped and Peter is still there. Somehow they manage to bring everyone back. And now Peter looks exactly how he does in BND.

And Tony sees him and he’s like 🥵🥵🥵

Because he looks SO HOT. And it’s now LEGAL.

And as Tony finally gets to fuck the living daylights out of his 21 year old Peter, he is forever grateful to Thanos for this generous favour.

Peter is required to watch a Sexual Harassment video in order to stay employed as a Stark Industries Intern.

It wasn't until he watched it that he realized that the things Mr. Stark says to him regularly or the way he touches him fell into the category of sexual harassment.

It also wasn't until then, wriggling in his seat and painfully hard, that he realized how much he liked it.

Tianlang Jun, Shen Qingqiu and Mu Qingfang are all the type to watch a couple fuck and give critiques at the end. (in different ways)

Shang Qinghua couldn't escape Peerless Cucumber in his first life- now there's three of them.

Mu Qingfang: Make sure to stretch before getting him into that position- it will be hard on the joints otherwise

Tianlang Jun: Fuck him harder! Bully him till he cries!

Shen Qingqiu: And stop calling yourself Daddy Airplane! That's out of character!

listen... Tony being temporarily de-aged by magic/alien tech, and put into midtown to keep him occupied until he's back to normal.

He's got the mind and memory of himself as a teen so when he sees the cute and brilliant boy Peter in his class he sees no reason not to flirt.

It going further than just flirting. And when Tony goes back to his regular age and has lab time with Peter, he asks why Peter seems to be in such a good mood. Peter blushes and says he made a "friend"

Tony, remembering the sight of Peter cumming, wonders if he should confess who Peter's "friend" really was.

Gonna get a little nff here and say I think we need more Thunderbolts content about how the supersoldier serum just makes people insatiably horny all the time.

Especially with John because he's so new to it and his body is still learning how to handle it and he hasn't felt this since he was a damn teenager and it's embarrassing?? Like, Bob brushes past him in the kitchen one morning and he smells his shampoo and gets an instant hard-on. He catches Ava making some alterations to her suit so it's pulled down around her waist and he gets lightheaded from seeing her bare shoulders. Bucky stares at him too long and he has to take a cold shower.

Ya know???

But also, Bucky feels it too, he's just had so much more time to handle it. It's sad when you think about it really but when he was The Winter Soldier that wasn't even an issue (unless you subscribe to the theory he was used for things other than assassinations but that's wholly different too) and then afterwards he's barely had time to even breathe let alone think about sex. It maybe catches up to him post-Wakanda/deprogramming and after TFATWS and hits him like a truck which would be kinda fun to examine too.

And lbr Alexei doesn't even try to hide it or manage it, he's unapologetically horny and it's absolutely mortifying to Yelena.

First time writing smut, kinda nervous

Sometimes the dynamics change in a relationship. Don't get him wrong, Ilya loves to have Shane begging for him. But when Ilya shuffles into the kitchen one night and spots Shane on his phone, leaning over the kitchen island, he can't stop himself in time.

He lays himself across Shane's back, hands grabbing at his hips, "Shane, god, need you so bad-" muffled into his neck. He's already starting to chub up, grinding against his ass.

Shane somewhat swats him away, "Ilya, I'm writing an email, give me a second-"

"Please baby, I can't, I need- I need-"

Shane scoffs, putting his phone down and turning his head towards Ilya's, pausing as he processes the look in his boyfriend's eyes.

"Oh you really do need it, don't you baby?" Ilya's already nodding, licking his lips and rutting harder, moving his hands to palm at Shane's ass.

"Please- I'll be so good, just let me get a taste-" He moves his hands to Shane's waistband but they're swatted away.

"Ah ah, don't get greedy, honey," he turns fully around now, somehow looking down on Ilya despite their matched heights, "Get on your knees and ask nicely," Ilya chokes on a whine, falling without thinking and pressing his face to Shane's abdomen, gazing up at him.

Later, Shane will let Ilya lay him across the counter, pure desperation in his thrusts, non stop mutterings of love you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you-