Tony desperately wants Peter but the boy is only 16 and he just… can’t. He can’t. Peter knows Tony wants him and he’s constantly begging Tony but Tony’s like “no, we have to wait” even though waiting feels IMPOSSIBLE.
Then imagine Tony is the one who gets blipped and Peter is still there. Somehow they manage to bring everyone back. And now Peter looks exactly how he does in BND.
And Tony sees him and he’s like 🥵🥵🥵
Because he looks SO HOT. And it’s now LEGAL.
And as Tony finally gets to fuck the living daylights out of his 21 year old Peter, he is forever grateful to Thanos for this generous favour.
Peter is asked how long Tony and him have been in a relationship and he answers 20 years
Everyone thinks it’s very cute how long they’ve been together until finally someone does the math and is like „aren’t you 35?“
At which point everyone is very rightfully concerned and confused
Peter didn’t even think about it but to do damage control he has the quick idea to be like „oh you meant how long! I was answering how old I was. Haha“
And then they’ll be like “but you’re 35… not 20” 😂😂
Tony definitely records Peter and him when they fuck right?
Oh, you know it...
I feel as if Tony has a whole encrypted and separate device, dedicated to that sort of stuff, hehehe
Shit looks like a scrap book
Imagine Tony cropping their faces out, and uploading—
And it gets some good attraction on whatever crappy prono site he chose,
And poor Peter, he was just online trying to find some desperate attempt at finding satisfaction on some random porn website—
Just to find, "Hey... He sort of looks like me."
"... Huh. He sounds a lot like Tony..."
"God, this is crazy. That background—"
"Wait."
That whole account.. A fifteen year old Peter, and Tony... Of course, nobody realizes the boys age— but damn... That size difference... The boy's voice...
Hehehe, imagine Peter, after Tony dies in Endgame, he decides to look through Tony's devices and camera rolls, just to find any memories or anything close to Tony, and...
It's just this hive of him getting absolutely demolished.
Some of these, if not most, he didn't even know were taken— he's been perving out on the "Baby Monitor™" protocol that was installed into his suit early on... And saved it.
Oh, god... That was a little embarrassing. But also flattering.
Hehehehhe, thank you anon...
So imagine in a universe where Tony’s still alive but he and Peter still haven’t admitted their feelings.
And Peter wants to but he’s terrified of Tony rejecting him.
Jean has been in both of their heads and knows they are madly in love so she’s just like whatever and jumps into Peter, and as a friend admits his feelings to Tony as Peter, and then jumps out just in time for Peter to deal with Tony’s reaction.
And he doesn’t remember what he said. But he knows he admitted his feelings because Tony’s like, “you’re in love with me?”
And Peter’s like “uh- hm- I said WHAT now?! Huh?”
And Tony shuts him up with a kiss.
I really have a deep-seated appreciation for whichever Producer at Marvel/Sony got it into their head that Peter Parker must have homoerotic subtext with an older man
Homecoming — Tony (Starker) Far From Home — Quentin (Spiderio) No Way Home — Stephen (Spideystrange) Brand New Day — Frank (SpideyPunisher)
Just watched Obsession and got me thinking about a Starker AU (but nowhere near as twisted)
Imagine Peter makes a wish for Tony Stark to love him more than anyone in the world. And then he waits. And he waits. And he waits. Nothing happens. He thinks the wish hasn’t worked and technically he’s right because Tony Stark already loved Peter more than anything else in the world ❤️
Tony gets distracted when Peter talks.
The world sounded like waves crashing in his ears and his cheeks felt hot from the flush on them as Tony stared at the boy in front of him. They'd been like this for a long while now, sitting on the living room couch as they spoke to one another. Well, Peter was doing the talking and Tony was supposed to be listening but he was just...staring.
He had always found Peter beautiful, always thought his hair laid in the perfect way and his smile glimmered even in the dimmest room. He wasn't doing anything special, he was simply talking with such enthusiasm about the upcoming project he had for his class. His body was turned slightly towards Tony and his arms were waving around as he spoke, a smile on his face as he bounced off ideas with Tony about his project.
"So, I was thinking instead of using a-" Peter's words slowed down to a stop as he saw the way Tony was simply nodding absentmindly, barely paying any attention to what he was saying as Tony had yet to say any real words for the past five minutes. Peter tilted his head to the side with his smile growing softer, "Are you even listening to me?"
Tony blinked a few times and nodded mindlessly, "Mhm." He hummed as his eyes gazed over his perfect lips and cute nose. He noticed as the bows brow furrowed and his head tilted more to the side like a confused puppy, his curls flowing around and framing his face.
He was so cute.
Peter pouted, "You're not listening to me!" He jokingly accused. His bottom lip jutted out and it made Tony want to lean forward and press their mouths together for a sweet kiss. He knew their lips would dance together in sync as always.
Tony finally blinked back into reality and gave a small chuckle, "Sorry-Sorry! I'll pay attention now, promise." He gave Peter a small nod to reassure him that he was going to pay attention this time but as soon as the boy opened his mouth it was like he was sucked back into a world that surrounded around Peter.
He can barely process the words Peter is saying, they sound distant and far away. He'd feel guilty about it if he wasn't too busy studying the others pretty face. Tony blinked slowly, like a cat, and his mouth was tugged upwards in a soft smile as Peter's voice soothed any thoughts in his mind. He felt like he was sitting in a hot tub, completely relaxed and dazed with his body flushed and warm to the touch.
"Tony!" The sound of his name said in a soft laugh snapped him back into the moment and his smile grew wider at the sound of that sweet laugh. He held his hands up in defense, "I'm sorry! You just sound so pretty when you talk." He basically cooed in defense.
Peter's cheeks flushed pink, "You can't just zone out each time I talk." He smiled, clearly not really caring. He could feel his heart pounding in his chest, thudding at the sweet words Tony told him.
Tony reached out and cupped Peter's cheek softly, "I'm sorry, really, I just," He leaned forward and pecked the boys lips, "I can listen to you talk all day and your voice makes my brain short circuit." He moved forward again to press another peck to his lips then another and one more for good measure.
Peter giggled and raised a hand up to hold the man's hand that was cupping his cheek and leaned into the feeling of his warm palm, "I guess that's a good enough excuse." He smiled and pressed a longer, chaste, kiss to Tony's lips.
Tony pulled back after a long moment, "Okay, okay," He nodded and focused, "Tell me about your project, I'll listen this time. I promise." He smiled.
He didn't listen that time or the time after.
