Chopper: *exists*
You: I am a parent now.
Zoro: to who?
You: *holds up chopper* this is my son *you then hold him to your hip as you point to Zoro* AND YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Zoro: *used to your shit at this point* fair enough.
Chopper: *exists*
You: I am a parent now.
Zoro: to who?
You: *holds up chopper* this is my son *you then hold him to your hip as you point to Zoro* AND YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Zoro: *used to your shit at this point* fair enough.
Luffy: YES! UNO!
Y/N: We’re playing Candyland.
Usopp: No, let him keep going. I want to know where he goes with it.
Shanks: I’m trying to win my boyfriend back.
Shanks: *singing* I said i’d lose that girl-
Buggy: What boyfriend?
Shanks: Mihawk
Buggy: Mihawk is not your boyfriend. I’m your boyfriend…
Shanks: Say that again.
Buggy: *shaking his head* mhmh
Shanks: That’s okay I have it right hear *pulls out a den den recorder*
Den Den Mushi: *Buggy’s voice* I’m your boyfriend.
Buggy: Oh boy…
Incorrect quotes - thunderbolts
Y/n: bucky i have a crush on you
Bucky: oh damn
Bucky: why is Bob here?
Y/n: I needed him for emotional support
Bob: hi
Y/N: *standing in the doorway of bedroom* Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Jason: *sitting on the bed, looking up from the book* I have a gun inside the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.