Shanks: I’m trying to win my boyfriend back.

Shanks: *singing* I said i’d lose that girl-

Buggy: What boyfriend?

Shanks: Mihawk

Buggy: Mihawk is not your boyfriend. I’m your boyfriend…

Shanks: Say that again.

Buggy: *shaking his head* mhmh

Shanks: That’s okay I have it right hear *pulls out a den den recorder*

Den Den Mushi: *Buggy’s voice* I’m your boyfriend.

Buggy: Oh boy…

Y/N: *standing in the doorway of bedroom* Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Jason: *sitting on the bed, looking up from the book* I have a gun inside the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.