part three, i think
Oscar: hey dad, are you homophobic?
Charles:...
Oscar:...
Charles: you do know I'm married to your other dad, right?
Oscar: well, yeah, but arranged marraiges happen all the time
Charles: your brother literally just walked out the door saying "I'm going on a date with Kimi"!
Oscar: 'Kimi' can be a girl name, you don't know what their gender is.
Charles: WE MET HIM LAST MONTH!
Oscar:...
Charles:...
Charles: Non, Mon koala, I am not homophobic.
Oscar: Good, because I wanted to inform you that I am dating Lando Norris
Charles: YOU'RE WHAT!?
𝐌𝐀𝐗: Charles asked me to get him a pastry.
𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: And?
𝐌𝐀𝐗: What should I bring him?
𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: Did he specify what type of pastry?
𝐌𝐀𝐗: No...
𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: Then surprise him.
𝐌𝐀𝐗: *brings Oscar*
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒: *tearing up* Thank you, Max.