thinking about my mildly amusing headcanons for alpha robby/omega dennis and like. everyone knows omegas go crazy for soft things, comfortable things, anything they can stuff and weave into their nests, right?
well. dennis has a thing for stuffed animals. and robby on the whole finds it adorable!! getting to snuggle up to his gorgeous omega in a heavenly nest as his omega chitters and purrs as he arranges his bears and bunnies and puppies? it's so cute he could die. he feels priviledged to see it.
until trinity discovers there's a line of stuffed toys shaped like viruses and cells, and starts gifting them to dennis. and they get added to the nest. and now if robby looks around, he's more likely to lock eyes with "sore throat", "syphilis" or "red blood cell" than he is a cute animal. he can't really say much, since it's his omegas nest, but occasionally he can't help but...
"dennis, sweetie? does lyme disease really need to be in the nest with us tonight?"
dennis fixes him with such a glare that it's made clear that lyme disease DOES need to be in the nest. okay, thinks robby, he might just have to accept it..
(if anyone was wondering, you really can buy these things. above is lyme disease, syphilis and black death.)
