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The Butch Manual, Clark Henley
Hi here are PDFs
There’s a free PDF online but I’ve amateurly restored it too
I made a copy in the original proportions and an A5 one if you want to print it

They traveled too far in time…
Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins


Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
one thing you gotta appreciate in Carpenter’s The Thing is that it is also a horror from the POV of the monster. At the end of the day it’s a movie about a bunch of assholes isolated in the middle of nowhere doing what they can to survive, and by “doing what they can” I mean freaking out and screaming and throwing up. this also includes the Thing.