anyone wanna open a store or something?

my idea for this store is we have 3 big fridges for gatorade and i sell them at one cent cheaper than the 7-11 across the street. this is the biggest draw and i have banners outside proclaiming my gatorade is cheaper. i make no other renovations to the interior of the building.

other features include a couple of foldable tables and chairs, a box of jenga that’s missing pieces, and 37 national geographic magazines from the 1990s. all free to use at your leisure.

you can smoke in here, but only with the cigarettes i’ve bummed from strangers elsewhere and only using lighters i’ve found on the ground. inventory is extremely limited.

i do sell coffee for $2 a cup, but it’s just keurig pods. if you bring your own keurig pod, it’s a quarter.

there will be a rack of old t-shirts from my closet that i can’t wear anymore. these will be sold on a “name-your-price” basis, but if i can tell you’re rich, they’re $50 apiece.

i’ll be there in a lawn chair reading the odyssey or otherwise brushing up on my greek mythology narratives, but you can’t ask me about anything in the text because i won’t remember.

there will be a coffee can on the ground next to me with a note that reads “advice $5.” i will provide a disclaimer that i cannot attest to the quality of the advice or the level of my own intelligence but only after you put a fiver in the can. ask your question and follow the advice at your own peril.

on friday nights, there will be a cover charge of $10, and i will affix a disco ball to the ceiling with duct tape and play grouper’s seminal 2008 album dragging a dead deer up a hill from my phone.

posted hours are 2 pm to 12 am, but these are merely ceremonial. the store will be open whenever i feel like it.

bathroom is free to use for customer and non-customer alike.

it's kinda funny being big enough ("big") now that random people i've never interacted with have blocked me. which one of my posts pissed you off and was it the one about the grinch hating to see the whos eating pussy yes/no

it's a feast he can't stand in the least

I don’t have followers. I have Sweeties,Darlings.. I don’t have any followers.

boiled caterpillars!

not havin TikTok or IG will hav U up @ 4AM like dam wat goin on on r/Food Lol

need this on my blog

was on the wikipedia page for charleston red rice and i noticed the photo they used was blurry. i went to the talk page to see if this was brought up and stumbled upon this banger of a conversation

Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk

Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

That weirdo billionaire obsessed with stopping his aging/taking his son's blood to stay young has, as far as I can tell, taken a hero dose of shrooms that led him to fall in love with one of his employees(?) and is now attempting to use his wealth to find a cure for her endometriosis? Which like, sure

This is so funny

I'm ctfu

im not cis but one big area of my not understanding cis people is how does anyone find out you can just get a surgery to turn your dick into a pussy, or pills that turn you into a girl if you want, and not think "huh! neat!". and it never has to go any farther than that, because its not your business. thats how i feel when i find out about cool surgery im never going to get. but i guess i have an intellectual curiosity about the world idk

our age of blogs is collapsing

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

When i was young every day was to struggle and my body malform from wicked experiments and no enough meals

im really sorry to hear that Hsu im here for you if you ever need me

I need you now