"Close Personal Friend Mr. Drugs" has had me roaring with laughter for the last few minutes.

my chud son

toxic yaoi but toxic in the way of boomer hate my spouse comics

jonah you understand me exactly

having fun

you're sending him on such beautiful adventures...

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and today, we're asking the audience:

People who drink coffee: why did you start?

I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.

Additional question: People who don't drink coffee, why?

For me, it's because, as a child, I was incredibly cranky, and as soon as caffeine-free Coke was introduced, Mom had me start drinking that, and, hey, I got a lot less crabby, so that made me want to avoid caffeine. I also never really cared for the smell of coffee, either, so had absolutely no interest in drinking even decaf.

(and yes I am very aware that "it makes me feel better" and "love the way it smells" are top answers in why people do drink it XD)

I started drinking coffee as a child to keep warm in winter

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

READY PLAYER TWO THEME SONG LEAK

Machine gun Kelly wishes he was this guy

#put some respect on demi adejuyigbe’s name

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i think bugs r so cutes . what if a animal was so so smalls little tiny . especially the real real teeny ones. aphids and spingtails and such. the stem of a leaf is wider than it is long .. .....

hello i am soft bodied spingtail i am 4 milimeters long and have about 8 neurons and i am doing my best with what i have ..!

*grooms antennae cutely*

SPAMTON NEO

my medieval chainmail princess dog

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

God forbid women do anything

She had a good time, too