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men should be seen and not heard

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Whoever wrote 6x15 was on something good lmao Buffy (in defeat) whispering “don’t you want your garbage?” as the garbage truck speeds away from her house and when Riley shows up while she’s working the counter at Doublemeat Palace she whispers “there’s a cow on my hat” in disbelief

But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Every night I save you.

Me, a vampire, showing up at my girlfriend-who-is-not-my-girlfriend's party with a black eye she gave me, a six-pack of beer, and a guy I almost got into fisticuffs with over illegal kitten gambling once. Also, I wasn't invited because she's not ready to "come out" (as a monster fucker) to her friends who don't like me even though I help them defeat evil-doers on the reg. No I don’t have a plan.

one of these days I’ll feel fine and wonder what the well I was so worried for

season 4 in general every five minutes spike goes “time to get buffy” “where is buffy” “no ill go in to save buffy… wait no” “why didn’t buffy come” “lets go get buffy” my favourite is when giles turns into the fyarl demon and spike’s like “this is so fucking funny. hehe *sigh* lets go tell the slayer” like wow maybe the most down bad man ive ever seen

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man