writing is a fantastic hobby but the kicker is it's a lot harder to show your friends as it's progressing. with a sketch i can show someone and they'll be like oh that's an apple. you can't do that with words until you get a lot of them down. so i'll just be like damn fuckin. uhh. check this out
that's right. and that's just one of the several words i know
respect to people who commit to formatting their posts like this is a 2007 anime forum because this just made me laugh out loud
one time, around age nine, I found my parents' lube while I was on the phone with my paternal grandma. I said "why does my mom have toothpaste in her nightstand?? this should go in the bathroom" and went on about that for a minute before my mom sprinted in, snatched it away and herded me and my phone call out.
it was about ten years before I put those pieces together, ten years of wondering why DID my mom have toothpaste in her nightstand
anyway fifteen years after that my brother texted me that he found our dad's ED pills on their counter and i just said "brother let me tell you a story"
boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins
I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results
what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
Just wait until they break out the limbo pole.
