posting a little bit about coastal cons!! a transformers au i’ve been working on for awhile now!! It mainly features Megatron and the three kids shown here,,They discover him washed ashore, in an unconscious damaged state, and unknowingly use pieces of the allspark to revive him!

It will be a long journey 🐎

[our characters with my co-author]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW!!!

CAST MORE

let's all be mirrored evil tyrant versions of ourselves

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do

cowboy and his shadow (guy)

this was lucky luke inspired, kinda

Movement nudge, for hands and wrists!

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posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations

okay so. officially starting a ko-fi goal to help with moving costs (shipping my stuff, physically getting me there, covering a bit of rent) so i can live with my wife . goal is at $3k which i know is a lot to ask for help with but hopefully i shouldn't have to ask tumblr for help like this again barring some catastrophe

I do think some of the "why does this mech have a scarf/sword/shield" comments I get are really funny. Buddy it's cuz they're cool as fuck. You can accept giant mechs as acceptable military vehicles but you draw the line at accessorizing? Same vibes as when someone complains about boobs on snake anthros

I am the person who complains about boobs on snakes btw. I can forgive limbs but God forbid they're mammals.

Scarfs are cool tho 👍

Accessorize your mechas. Just. . .no boobs on snake anthros if you’re going for somewhat realistic

THEYRE ON TWO LEGS AND TALKING WHAT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENNNNNMCEEEE

SNAKES ARE SQUAMATE REPTILES. THEY HAVE THE GENES TO PRODUCE ARMS AND LEGS. THEY JUST DONT. THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY TRAIT REMOTELY RESEMBLING MAMMALIAN BREASTS

THEY DONT HAVE GENES THAT LET THEM TALK OR WEAR CLOTHES EITHER SO WHY IS THAT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE

GIVING THEM LEGS AND ARMS AND TALKING IS LIKE MECH SCARVES! GIVING THEM BREASTS IS LIKE MECHS HAVING ACTUAL FEATHERS! NOT AS DECORATIONS BUT PHYSICALLY GROWING OUT OF THEIR MECH BODIES!

Hold up that sounds cool as fuck. Sorry that owns actually. Write that one down

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.

If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.

Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.

If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.

Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.

oh ok

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say