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The shot of Rocky walking away down the tunnel is so funny. on loop in my head all the time

there he goes..

Item: bayonet violin with scope for precision ranged spells

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

another torment nexus I enjoy imagining is yáo and ilyukhina starting to get grace into the full coma setup once aboard the ship and they just. aren't saying it out loud. stratt already told them both that grace agreed, and then she said they wouldn't be able to hear from him until wakeup in tau ceti, and neither of them are stupid enough to not have a good guess about what that means. and they aren't saying it. there's a too-sharp intake of breath while stripping him here, a visible tremor looking for a vein there, but no words. the closest they come to saying it is while getting to the most invasive parts (NG tube, rectal tube, catheter), where yáo starts trying to forge ahead and get to them first. ilyukhina half-hisses "no, no, don't, I'm better with my hands, I do it better," and he responds "when he wakes up, I have to be able to say I'm the one who did it. I won't let you be responsible." "so lie about it. I can do it best then you take worst of blame for me. very generous commander, thank you." "one of us will have to remember doing this part, and I won't let you be that, either."

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

Grace: "Astrophage is easy to breed" is actually a statistical error. Astrophage is really hard to breed. Astrophage Georg, who lives on Erid and breeds thirty million kilograms of astrophage every 2.7 Earth years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Rocky: I go home six years slower

Grace: That's too much

Rocky:

Rocky: Six years is Rocky very very very conservative with estimate, statement.