except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
no no that’s a bop, i love it
“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,
“Who are you to stand so fearsome
With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”
Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”
It’s like the opposite of Twilight
does anyone else do this?
listen i love lily reinhart but i’m kinda very sick of her pretending that she isn’t the ideal body type. she’s a size 4-6, generally in shape, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, white girl. she said she did the underwear scenes in riverdale so “people didn’t have to feel like they have to look a certain way,” but most of us watching clearly looked at her and felt that what she has is unattainable. it’s just that... I understand that those are HER insecurities, but she should recognize the privilege she has instead of trying to be a savior for women she just doesn’t represent.


As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here
The new White Claw flavors are out, tag your favorite party people
Item: alternate universe White Claw flavors from the local multiversal supermarket
*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,




