words are knives and I love wordplay

personally think they should make really big baths the standard splurge for nice homes instead of like. granite counter tops. like I'm going in there to relax let me spread my legs out.

oh oops this is my horny blog

I mean ouggggh you could fuck in the tubbb....

perhaps we go a little evilstyle tomorrow. as a treat

countless tiny maids hammering molten ingots of maidmetal into all sorts of interesting shapes and weapons

countless shady foxgirl merchants supplying dubious ingots of counterfeit maidmetal to the tiny maids

countless dipshit catgirl stockbrokers trading on counterfeit maidmetal futures

somethings got to give. sooner or later these girls are going to learn to count.

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

Do you like topping tops and have a kink for taking the most competent person in the room down a peg and giving them respite, or has the hierarchical nature of mainstream kink taught you to view non-normative intimacy through a lens of care-taking and being-taken-care-of as opposed to mutually aligned goals, resulting in you trying to scrounge for scraps of affection from those who consider your care-taking a needed weight off their shoulders after spending too long in the same predicament, while you yourself are uncomfortable being in the being-taken-care-of position and lack the tools to escape the dichotomy?

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

Why are people on tiktok acting like autism gives you superpowers or something

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

something I've been thinking about wrt "ahaha no this is just a fantasy I would never date someone like that"

religious daughter: mommy's ass is divine

communist daughter: material conditions have led to mommy having a soft, plush ass

agnostic daughter: nobody knows why to feels good to hump mommy's ass

the most dangerous thing in the world is a man with nothing left to lose. [thinking] or maybe something to lose. maybe a lot of things to lose? [furrowing brow] or a spider. a really big spider with... poison teeth. [exceedingly pleased with myself] the most dangerous thing in the world is a big ass spider with poisonous fangs

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

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