Getting high on his own supply... Not cool

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

Friday morning

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it ! 

heres an example

and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !

here’s the link to the website !

please stop abusing your priveleges

alright folks shit's about to get real (again)

Markup for the SCREEN ACT and KOSA is going to the Senate on WEDNESDAY AUGUST 5TH 2026. That's in TWO DAYS.

You need to contact your representatives and senators. We need to stop this nonsense unless we want to wind up like the UK.

Call them. Send emails. Write letters. Use these resources to figure out who to contact and what to say. Let them know we will VOTE THEM OUT if they vote in favor of any of these bills.

The future of the internet depends on us.

Also, if you live in a red state: Just fuckin lie. I find the person on the other end of the line is a lot more receptive when I open up with "I support the goal, but not the methods" and then focus on concerns of privacy and "freedom of speech" (and none of those things are entirely false anyway) You're never gonna see these people in person, who gives a shit if they think you're "one of them"