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im monkey / 27 / gay โ™‚ / white / he/him
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hey guys i have a WEEK to do my debt payment of ยฃ151 + i need money to do a massive load at the laundromat (4 loads wold come up to ยฃ60) + buy a suitcase (+35) before i move

help me out. im moving back in with my abusive parents because i dont have any other option. all i wish for is a smooth transition.

I feel for every graphic designer out there because as a retail worker I know that no matter how clearly and straightforward something is written out or designedโ€ฆ it is no match for the general populationโ€™s total unwillingness to try to understand

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

child: why do they sell board games in bookstores

loving parent: because there's a manual in every board game

child: oh

child: why don't they sell cars in bookstores

loving parent: because when you're buying a board game, what you're really buying is the rules, and those are in the manual. a car manual with no car can't drive you, but if you have the manual to a board game you could play it without the pieces. there are people who can play a game of chess just by saying where they're moving the pieces and imagining the board, but it's very hard so they give you a board and pieces to help you.

loving parent: That's why you never see Mousetrap in bookstores. Because you can't play it with just the manual.

child: whats Mousetrap

moral: kids these days don't know about Mousetrap