Horrible Gremlin, Armchair Dilettante

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

I understand that when soulslikes do the whole "the Golden Age was a self-serving lie, the Kingdom has always been as rotten as it is now" thing they mean societally, but sometimes I like to imagine they mean it, like, physically. The Guardian of the Realm has always been a nine foot tall horsedog.

What's wrong with being a nine foot tall horsedog is what I want to know. They can guard the realm as well as anyone.

I'd argue they can guard the realm even better than, for instance, an eight foot tall justdog

I'd rather have an eight foot tall justdog guarding the realm than a nine foot tall cruelandarbitrarydog.

those who are willing to sacrifice a little liberty to a big doggy will lose both! Adam smith said that. and id say he knew a little bit more about liberty than you do pal. Because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the market of ideas, and he used the debate money to throw the world's largest rock concert and it was absolutely fucking sick! and that's why to this day whenever there's a bunch of metal in one place its called a SMITH!!

unless its a mine

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

I cut off your legs, steal your wallet, and slap you with a fish

i dont need my legs to bite you, my wallet has 1 credit card in it that i can cancel, i like fish, and i loooooove getting slapped.

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

I can’t wait for a reason to see them standing next to each other like a liberal politics version of Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter.

Most of the cast of And Then There Were None answered this question with something like “Ooh I could never kill anyone. I’d have to poison them and run away”. Not Sam Neill.

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

holy shit this person in the notes

I know some of you are more of El Sayed skeptics than I am, so boosting this interview that he did with a Michigan LGBTQ+ paper about how he plans to fight for LGBTQ+ Americans in the Senate:

Trying to come up with a nostalgic media rec is like:

Important 3 subgenres

"I forgot how much of this movie is about trying to have catharsis after 9/11"

And

"This was the first video game to have reloading! Of course, buttons hadn't been invented yet so the controller only has jagged spikes"

At this point I've seen like three unconnected pieces of American media set in a superficially idyllic small town with a big fuckoff lake that functions as a liminal boundary between the Known and the Unknown and in which a major character attempts suicide by drowning, and now I'm wondering if the Liminal Death Lake is just a thing American small towns have.

the legend lives on from the chippewa on,

of the big lake they call gitche gumee.

the lake it is said

never gives up her dead

when the skies of november turn gloomy

I love media where a bunch of guys go into a cursed place where everything is fucked up, and then one by one they become fucked up. Love their little journals like “Day 28… Hector is worms now. Beginning to question our mission??” 

most beautiful instagram account

the way i write is supposed to feel like you have been stapled to the front of my train of thought and it is just about to hit a cow.

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

HELP?????

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

FUJOSHI FISH????