Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.
Holmes really went:
This is what we mean when we say everyone should support people with disabilities
Be the Sherlock Holmes chasing domestic abusers with a riding crop that you wish to see in the world.
My favorite crack theory is "1990 comedy film Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzenegger takes place in Silent Hill"
The dev's are on record saying they used the school as reference for understanding what an American school looks like. This isn’t a theory, it's fact
So, actually, Silent Hill takes place in Kindergarten Cop.
i just dont think J Jonah Jameson would be an ally like that
have you ever seen this panel
im sorry mr. jameson i didnt know you were like that....
I got this idea while I was trying to sleep, now yall have to suffer too
Official ominous sign
We need to bring this back full swing so bad
i like simon . a normal amount (feat. rocky and ellie)
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
On my dash!??!
Please hold
Okay, as much as I love Rocky extending Grace's life without telling him, consider: Rocky *does* tell Grace, Grace just then somehow manages to like. Horrendously misinterpret what the treatment is actually for. Like.
Eridian doctor: this treatment will increase your bone density to prevent them breaking
Grace internally: Oh right, low gravity can cause bone degradation. Makes sense that after so long in space it'd be good
Grace: sounds good to me!
One modification to the LPR5 gene later
Grace falls off a cliff
Grace: Hey why didn't I break any bones???
Rocky: ??? We made your bones strong statement
They add more salt or something to the water in his enclosure so that he can still swim comfortably despite the increased density.
repeating this to myself forever and ever
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you
Some One Piece doodles I drew back in June and July 💕
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.