Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.
my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".
A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.
All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.
If I may add @sgt-cookie-2's masterpiece:
literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
two can play this game
got so nervous i accidentally jerked him on
Discover and collect all elemental magic ants.
- fire ant (1/1) ✔️
- water ant (0/1)
- wind ant (0/1)
- stone ant (0/1)
- lightning ant (0/1)
- ice ant (0/1)
- shadow ant (0/1)
- magicka ant (0/1)
- blood ant (0/1)
ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake
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another year around the sun and my hair is longer
I won't stop until I've erased you from this earth
Girl take a benedryl and shut the hell up
"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"
Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you
Tumbler SWJs:

