*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

i just want to have a nice day

being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

other notable examples of friendslop:

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"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

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the calculating brown fox slinks over the none-the-wiser dog

and his name is jpqyz

jimmy if you keep annoying little bobby during class im gonna have to move your card down from "tobuscus" to "hacker". if we have to go as low as "noob" im calling your parents and you're going home early

just got home from happy wheels school and i need to hide my report card fast… if my parents find out my grades are all justin bieber they’re gonna kill me

jimmy if you keep annoying little bobby during class im gonna have to move your card down from "tobuscus" to "hacker". if we have to go as low as "noob" im calling your parents and you're going home early

Shirt that says I’m not plural but we agree with their beliefs

Shirt that says I’m not plural but my alter is

take that dirk strider tag off yhat post about my life or so help me god

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

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