not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

please this is SO funny

HUH?!

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

Leafpool and Hollykit

おいわいメシは？おいわいメシ

きょうはうちのこきねんびなのよ？

Hey, you should serve me some celebration yummy, because it's the family anniversary today

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

can i count to 2 or should i keep counting to 1

It Only Hurts When I Think!

i like her a normal amount

me dissociating after eating two AA batteries

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel