well it's 2pm on my birthday I guess I'll go do something now

I wrote like 1k words of lesbian smut

Seriously can one good thing happen to me im starting to feel like job from the bible

pbj sandwich on two differently sized heels of bread from two different loaves, only one of which was expired

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

Question for perpetually online millennials:

You ever watch a discourse go down and you’re just like “I thought we settled this at the Council of Nicaea?”

if I was a trump staffer I'd be showing him realistic AI generated videos of Frankenstein beating people up

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

wait. bisexual gillian anderson confirmed not clickbait???

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a seafaring man with one leg

3 hours and 1 garageband session later I am here with an EVIL TRIBUTE to the RETURN of garaks-padded-bra… (the cousin to my previous plea)

For months i have been confined to the @garaks-padded-cell… but now… I am free.

WATCH OUT

You messed up… BIG TIME!!!!

i will no longer be practicing radical acceptance and/or accepting the things i can not change #fuckbadthings #changeit

male archetypes like uncles and the skiing joker