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My completely unserious conspiracy theory is that Rolin Jones has been in a 20-year psychological cage match with the concept of failure ever since he was a Pulitzer finalist and the Pulitzer committee said “actually nobody deserves this one.” Fast forward: he gets the opportunity to be a show runner after a couple more middling tv gigs and his team makes an incredible first season of Interview with the Vampire, the kind of work that could plausibly become the thing he is most remembered for, but he’s still bitter and mad that he had to do a second season that was hobbled in quality by multiple strikes instead of moving onto The Vampire Lestat like he wanted. So The Vampire Lestat is not about Lestat. It is about Rolin Jones working out his frustrations about failing as an artist and getting popular for things you don’t necessarily like and punishing people for liking the thing you made that you don’t personally like. It’s a show made by him about him for him with some book names and Daniel’s old Bowie stories loosely attached 

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CENTRAL TENETS:

  • i loved hearing about your boyfriend. notice how no one has ever said this to u
  • i’m so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend i’m serious
  • ‘my friends boyfriend’ is the lowest form of vertebrate life

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do:

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?