I get road rage as a pedestrian

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

it’s really good when a wound turns yellow and the redness starts to spread. it means happiness and fortune awaits you in the near future

yellow is the color of gold afterall

yellow is the colour of gold after all.

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck

Don't Forget About Your Braless Uncle

^mnemonic device i just created for an acronym that doesn't exist yet

going ape shit hooligan crazy searching the word Key on metmuseum dot org

egypt, 4th-1st century bce. the angle here is startling and charming to me and appears to have been standard at the time. at first i had difficulty imagining the lock it would fit into. looks like a guy clenching his big hand at you 🫴. A+

north china, 3rd century bce. hey everyone SHUT up. everyone SHUT UP for a fucking second and have some RESPECT while i tune my ZITHER with my beautiful little BEAR KEY. i said SHUT UP!! i am KISSING HIM. A+

Nighttime shots.

Taken in Tadoba-Andhari Tiger Reserve, India Photographed by Tauseef Ahmad

i do not struggle in your web

because it was my aim to get caught

but daddy long legs i feel that i’m finally growing weary

of waiting to be consumed by you

give me the first taste