I'm pretty sure everyone was in the bathroom at the bar at the time.

I do think the Hank Green AI thing makes it abundantly clear that if you have ADHD or any other mental illness and/or you are prone to addiction you need to avoid AI at all costs. This shit will rope you in, and if you have a mental illness that say, starves your brain of dopamine, you're gonna be extra susceptible to that. I won't use AI for a lot of reasons but one of the big ones is knowing how it would fuck with my ADHD and bipolar. Like yes, it's bad for the environment and giving money to rich scumbags and runs on plagarism, but even more than all that, it's straight up not safe at all and you really shouldn't use it if for no other reason than to protect yourself from whatever the fuck it might do to you.

adulthood notes:

a singular scuit. just one. 

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

Why is this called a biscuit:

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

Biscuit history

Tumblr the only place I would learn this

I learn so much useless fucking shit from this site I fucking love it

It’s not useless, it’s Quality Life Enrichment and endless Conversation Topics

Deploying earworm in 3... 2... 1...

Muh-muh-muh-My Sharona!

I was trying to describe something that was pissing me off but xkcd already articulated it better than I could

I'm just like. I'm very tired of the hyper individualist cynicism that's so common on here, where so many tumblrinas feel very confident saying that nobody can read, everyone is dumb, most people are unwashed dullards etc. except for me, the very special tumblr user who's smart enough to notice that everyone else is very stupid. come on now.

I think if your worldview relies on the unquestioned assumption that most people suck you're like. how do I put this kindly. philosophically you've maybe never moved past the mindset of a socially uncomfortable seventh grader.

Everyone take a deep breath and let it out slowly.

There is a non-zero chance that some of these types of posts are from bot farms meant to ratchet up tension and irritate people.

The question I have is: Why are you letting them live rent-free inside of your head?

Even if they're 100% a real person with that belief (or were just having a rough day/week/month/year clap*clap*clap*clap), why hold onto the ideas in a random person's post that you obviously disagree with and let it eat away at you until you have to post negatively about it, thus characterizing an entire group just like they are? Why continue the cycle?

Some internet stranger has set up a booth offering free poison to drink and you're taking it instead of just rolling your eyes and scrolling on.

THIS is the instance where we need to be employing our short attention spans. Skim the post, think to yourself that the person must be having a rough time, and scroll on. You'll be MUCH happier as you start the process of undoing what social media has done to us all within yourself.

as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

and the leading lady is played by a woman whose gay man. perfect movie perhaps

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

This movie sounds like a @drchucktingle story stretched to fill a movie-length runtime.

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

If you go from Biology to Physics without dying first, you end up immortalized at the end of the process for what you did to change majors so quickly.

scrolling through the tubi gangster movies category like "they don't even have goncharov 😔"

so-called free thinkers when poob has it for you

Guys... We've been mourning this for months now!

They took Goncharov off of Poob.

And to make matters worse, especially for those who don't read past the headlines, there's still some rights issues legal injunction nonsense from how it was removed and that's why NO ONE gets to stream it for the foreseeable future.

This is what happens when you take it for granted that a movie is on a streaming service. They'll always rip our favorites away from us...

That's kind of why they exist actually

The bubble is nigh.

AI killed the rubber duck

im serious. the rubber duck is about introspection, its about sitting and lingering with your frustration and gathering the pieces of what you already know and forging a solution you never would have anticipated. you cant do that shit if a computer is talking over you the whole time

"bouncing ideas off AI" is for men whose wives "edit" everything they write

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.