A Damp Loser

@s0ggy0r3os for inspiring me

xBcrafted talks to people like he’s speedrunning a flirting meter only he can see

Why are there still songs about having sex all night, my pussy hurts just thinking about that.

Ainsley @ Malcolm

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

man i wrote a fic that is so bad

like what was i thinkinggg

i shoukd make it anonymous. uhm 😶

man i wrote a fic that is so bad

like what was i thinkinggg

"uh ohhhhhh!!!!" - a oyster when this happens ill bet

and what if i said that incest shipping is just another form of fandoms tendency to prioritize romantic connections over every other type of relationship?

i think the crabs were fucking nasty-style in that bucket the whole time.

You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

the specific build in question btw

I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible

It must be frustrating as fuck as a plant to have creatures show up and eat the seeds you spent all spring and summer growing. If I was a plant, I'd be a poisonous one