now that you're home, i don't have to be alone

grout white shark

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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#letsallpoison

Making stuff for con woo target audience ME☝️

just learned this fact abt super paper mario. Truly no one does it like nintendo

my current designs for the first five gens of female pokemon protags

leaf-krys-marigold may dawn whitney-rosa

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

Today's Seal Is: Bleehhh. Bleeeeehhhh :P

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

You dont know this one

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

an improv show that begins with asking the audience for one word prompts but as it progresses it becomes increasingly clear that they’re just testing the audience members on which parts of speech they know

okay so for this first one I’m going to need someone to give me a noun! okay now how about an adjective? very good, okay now can someone give me an adverb? nice, now how about a preposition? can someone give me a conjunction? can anyone tell me a ditransitive verb? does anyone know any demonstrative pronouns? okay now how about an uncountable proper noun? great these are some great prompts now how about a past participle strong verb? nice, now let’s have a