ASSOK! :D

These sock puppets come in a pair to ensure that you have the maximum amount of whimsy and joy as a baby elephant. 🐘

🧦 Topa.to/TPOH | @modmad | TPOH 🧦

YES YOU TOO CAN HAVE A REAL ASSOK! ASSOK SO GOOD GREAT FOR KEEPING HAND/S (OR TOOTSIES) WARM AND FILLING HEARTS WITH JOY!!!

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

i spend your granddad's cash

i'm buying drop ship trash

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

i love when someone confirms we're friends

more whiteboard shenanigans but it's all ragatha and/or pomni... 🩷 im so proud of this first one

and this last one is them dressed as how I dress up my personal human designs 4 them ^_^

backrooms will never scare me because all the really scary stuff happens on the retail floor. the frontrooms.

parents who hate each other love to be like "we have to stay together for the kids" and then every day is a toxic argument and abusive fight that the kids wouldn't have to witness if you came to better terms and stopped acting like it was about the kids

shrimp 🍬

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

Had an epiphany about oxidized copper for armor the other day and I think that helped bring it all together.

Design details under the cut:

life gives (you new cool awesome boobs) life takes (by still giving you smth but it's the boobs of your evil clone)

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

hypothetical fighting game Oswald design I made