my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

buttmogged zoomers support group

victims of buttmogging memorial foundation

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

OH I'M SURE

stuck in a creative rut when i wish i was creatively rutting!! or something. whatever. puts my hands in my pockets and walks away slumped

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

And brother?

I hurt people

can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

thank you for getting exactly what i meant

confirmed: autism transmitted via wanton slutiness. now gimme

just to confirm. i now have autism #thankyousluts

folks its viral. remember to fag strong together

Crab chair I saw at the Maryland renaissance festival.

Why does my roommates cat look like an Oblivion npc

"Have you heard about the incident in Kvatch? Evryone's talking about it."

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

goat dog

we used to turn on the TV and just watch music videos for a couple of hours. not so much anymore

Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience