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i want your sausage but only if it's frozen

bangs it against the counter knock knock knock

splintered :/

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

Hellhounds

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

Mary Winchester, the most controversial character for me, whom I love.

so in the 2003 Aquaman series they introduce a new backstory for archvillain Black Manta in which the entire reason for his (hyper)fixation on destroying Aquaman's life was severely maltreated autism, which Aquaman then cures him of with his magic water hand to completely redeem him. and this is obviously insanely stupid and ill-conceived and genuinely hateful, but given all of that, this is still one of the funniest speech balloons i've ever read in a comic. me @ myself when i remember how i acted in high school or whatever

where my JoCassie shippers at

shoutout to this trans woman who hangs out on the wall as a robot girl

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

that post where someone says lesbians are over represented in media and all the examples were kids cartoons. lol

I mean, cartoons are the only media that ever mattered to me… so yeah?

this is a really embarrassing addition to be making at 40 years old unfortunately

ok there's nothing wrong with cartoons honestly i dont watch them or any tv in general but what, you think adults should only want to see real humans doing bad acting/simulating of emotions in a non plausible way instead of animation which can be a lot more visually interesting and not just people being bad at acting .. idg what the point being made here even is. haha you're 40 and watch cartoons. okay and you apparently like watching real humans being filmed performing emotions unconvincingly. now what 😐

you’re the second person to witness this interaction and sincerely believe the embarrassment comes from “you watch cartoons” and not “um, well I only watch cartoons so yeah [lesbophobic made up shit] is true actually” which should also be really embarrassing for you

there was a lesbian in glee.

and? 😭

Angel The Series | 3.06 “Billy”  Gunn: “Yes! Ha, ha! Dead! So dead! So very, very dead. Just how dead are you, huh?” Angel: “I’m tired of being the dead one.”

self-portrait

[riso inks: fluorescent pink/orange, black, yellow, flat gold]

prints available

[ID edited from Alt:

Image 1: A riso print illustration of a painting of a regal black cat against a blinding pink/red background with pops of yellow and a yellow crown. The real cat is under the painting looking disheveled and covered in paint, with paw prints and paint splatters all over the ground and easel.

Image 2: the same print being held in someone's hand, with a brick wall in the background. End ID]