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SCP Recommendations that are NOT (too) scary

I did a list of recs for horror SCPs, now here’s my list of recs for those of you who don’t necessarily like being scared! Some of these are funny, some heartwarming, and some just good storytelling.

There are a lot I remember but cannot find. I might add to this list if I track some down.

SCP-1557: Giraffe Hell This is the FUNNIEST SCP I have read in a LONG time and I don’t know why I have never heard of it

SCP-5270: Press X to Bear This is the one that made me actually cry a while back and I have not forgotten it

SCP-3289: Smile Not scary, but extremely sad. Makes my heart hurt.

SCP-4711: Inconvenience Store Exactly what it sounds like, and it’s hilarious

SCP-4254: Elvis? Okay, I really like this one for some reason, it is a Little creepy, but I don’t really consider it “horror” predominantly. Some SCPs have a narrative to them that resolves itself into some sort of realization that brings sense to previous things, and some of them are just “Wouldn’t it be fucked up if…” This, I think, is one of the latter.

SCP-4009: Big Brozart Is Watching You THIS IS SO WEIRD I DON’T UNDERSTAND AT ALL how would you even come up with the idea of writing this just WHAT

SCP-1171: HUMANS GO HOME This is a pretty popular one that is commonly recommended, but in case you haven’t read it: it’s an anomalous entity that is just racist toward humans. Incredibly funny.

SCP-2006: Too Spooky This one is also pretty popular. It is a little bit chilling when you think of the implications, but mostly just kinda hilarious.

SCP-3181: Lemme Get it Boneless An anomalous KFC where things are designated “boneless” or “not boneless” by seemingly arbitrary criteria, having little to do with bones.

SCP-3556: Durbal, the Rude Sticky Note Just a sticky note that is a complete asshole. Content warning for…a guy being emotionally abused by a sticky note? I don’t know, it’s kinda messed up. But still a funny read

SCP-4478: STAIRSCASE Short, kinda turned my brain inside out a little.

SCP-4048: We need to talk about your forklift certification If you choose to read one of the SCPs on this list, please let it be this one. One of the most hilarious articles on the site without a doubt.

SCP-586: Inscribable Object Some SCPs’ anomalous qualities affect the way that they can be described or that information can be shared about them—including the SCP articles themselves. Which means there are a lot of fun SCP articles that are “format screws” written and formatted in a way that implies that the SCP is influencing the article. This is a short and funny example.

SCP-1699: Inferior Volcano A funny and sort of cute SCP about a sentient volcano with self esteem issues.

SCP-2295: The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork BROKE my HEART

Some of the site’s best storytelling. I lied this one does have horror elements but it didn’t really fit in the other rec list, so here ya go.

SCP-3939: This is, like, Choose-Your-Own-SCP. It’s recommended to go through it a few times.

you start to understand why they invented the bed

i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.

only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck

listening to Fleetwood Mac is such an interesting experience. if you ask me if i know a lot of their songs, id say not really. but this morning im listening to Rumors and not only do i know almost every song, but in some cases i even know the album order

also its crazy how this album, widely regarded as one of the best of all time, is actually full of bangers. someone should get on this, i think ive discovered something big

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

Emily Simmons - Curiosity at the Fountain, 2026 - Aquarelle, watercolour on canvas

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

Art by Worry Lines

purely balanced

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

thaaaat’s right!

this is kind of a gold mine