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Rebecca ⋆˙⟡ 25 ⋆˙⟡ She/Her ⋆˙⟡ Danish ⋆˙⟡ International business, sales and marketing student ⋆˙⟡ CEO of Military!Reader
── .✦ My door is always open! So feel free to jump into my inbox or Dm's with whatever you want: Requests, horny thoughts, pictures of season 10 Hotch's Moobs, you can also use me as your personal yap receiver... I will probably yap back though.
✯ 𝙸𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡
✯ @𝚑𝚘𝚎𝟺𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚢 - 𝙵𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚜
This is the best Tumblr mobile glitch I’ve personally encountered in a long time
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x fem!reader
WC: 4.2k
Warnings: Smut!! 18+!! MDNI! Look it actually has a plot! PIV. Reader on top, cowgirl, Hotch is injured, lots of kissing, handjob, sexual inexperience, mentions of bad ex, clumsy sex, praise, I don't know if this qualifies but mild pain play undertones?? Little bit of power imbalance even though Hotch is mostly still in charge.
Summary: Hotch comes home injured from a case and you're both too needy to let him rest, leading to you ending up on top for the first time in your life.
A/N: This is not proofread whatsoever!
Eight days. Eight long days has passed since Hotch went on a case across the country. Eight long days you’d spent in the apartment, still learning it’s creaks and cracks, barely moved in. Eight long days where the only sounds at night, were the hum of the old refrigerator—that definitely needed to be changed soon—instead of Hotch’s light snores from beside you in bed.
You’d kept yourself busy… mostly. Laundry had been folded more than once, trying to perfectly flatten each piece until your dressers looked like boutique store fronts, catching up on shows—but that was simply too boring without Hotch there to complain about the inconsistencies and plot holes in the story line of your small-town dramas. You’d even organized some of his half-finished case files, scattered around the apartment, in a way you thought might be useful, then reorganized them a couple of hours later when you came up with a better system. And a truly embarrassing number of hours spent in bed, late at night, scrolling through old voice texts from him just to hear his voice.
You were half-asleep on the couch when the key finally turned in the lock a little past midnight, dressed in one of his old shirts and nothing else. You’d tried to stay up when you got the text that they were on their way back, wanting to see him before he inevitably had to go into the office once again.
GOSHHHHH i'm overheating. yes please? raw? thanks.
He could kill me and fuck me and then revive me and do it again for all I care 🤤🥴
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Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x fem!reader
WC: 4.2k
Warnings: Smut!! 18+!! MDNI! Look it actually has a plot! PIV. Reader on top, cowgirl, Hotch is injured, lots of kissing, handjob, sexual inexperience, mentions of bad ex, clumsy sex, praise, I don't know if this qualifies but mild pain play undertones?? Little bit of power imbalance even though Hotch is mostly still in charge.
Summary: Hotch comes home injured from a case and you're both too needy to let him rest, leading to you ending up on top for the first time in your life.
A/N: This is not proofread whatsoever!
Eight days. Eight long days has passed since Hotch went on a case across the country. Eight long days you’d spent in the apartment, still learning it’s creaks and cracks, barely moved in. Eight long days where the only sounds at night, were the hum of the old refrigerator—that definitely needed to be changed soon—instead of Hotch’s light snores from beside you in bed.
You’d kept yourself busy… mostly. Laundry had been folded more than once, trying to perfectly flatten each piece until your dressers looked like boutique store fronts, catching up on shows—but that was simply too boring without Hotch there to complain about the inconsistencies and plot holes in the story line of your small-town dramas. You’d even organized some of his half-finished case files, scattered around the apartment, in a way you thought might be useful, then reorganized them a couple of hours later when you came up with a better system. And a truly embarrassing number of hours spent in bed, late at night, scrolling through old voice texts from him just to hear his voice.
You were half-asleep on the couch when the key finally turned in the lock a little past midnight, dressed in one of his old shirts and nothing else. You’d tried to stay up when you got the text that they were on their way back, wanting to see him before he inevitably had to go into the office once again.
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the fire alarm ruins your orgasm, for the third time this week. thankfully, your neighbor offers to help you after you snap at him in the parking lot, and in return, he wants cookies. you would give him anything if it meant he would ruin you...
pairing | aaron hotchner x neighbor!fem reader
disclaimer | don't read this if it makes you uncomfortable. what you consume is your own responsibility <3 MDNI
warnings | PORN WITHOUT PLOT, PERV!hotch, also dark and cocky!hotch, he is sooooo confident and fulllll of himself, reader is very sexually frustrated and angry like that's the entire plot, a lot of cursing, italics, mentions of outfit, no body descriptions, no use of y/n, hotch lives alone!!!, sex of convenience (is that even a trope?), basically a week of edging up until this point, rough sex and gentle touches!!, crying, oral (both), protected p in v (be proud of me), multiple orgasms, dubcon undertones but in a sexy way, slight choking, almost loss of consciousness?, reader says no but he keeps going and it all works out<3, forehead kisses, slight exhibitionism kink? ..... this is PURE FILTH. #ovulating
word count | 4.3k we're all going to hell together <3
I think I just died and went to heaven!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHBH
I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS but... Aaron Hotchners scowl is only rivaled by one... LILLE MY! det var alt, takk for meg <33
OMG YESSS!!!!! Hotch and My are such divas, they would truly be besties.
Also, I'm literally staring at this on my wall right now. Mumrikken og Lille My for President and VP!!
