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why did no one ever tell me how fun sports rpf was before i got into f1 man its yaoi cocaine center over here

how me and my best friend look having the most delusional conversation ever (we're both crashing out):

you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

i think about this interview of james spader very often. not only because it explains a lot of his behavior and thoughts but also it explains mine too. i love him for speaking for us, the freaks "i'm just drawn to particularities in life. i'm interested in perversity, i'm interested in oddity, i'm curious about taboos, i'm curious about secrets, that's what interest me and so those were tend to be what i looked for" ♥

atticus ross and trent reznor in the studio making the challengers soundtrack

secretary (2002)

what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.

phan is real, destiel is canon, johnlock are parents, the doctor is gay and mcr are back. you have reached the end point of tumblr thank you for participating and good night

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

Things Red Dragon and NBC’s Hannibal have in common: Will Graham pulling insane O faces while being put through agony by Hannibal Lecter for some gayass reason

Randos online: “There were seven seasons of Hannibal originally planned?! What could they even do with Hannibal and Will after season four?”

The infamous murder husbands after season four, probably:

They’re very Gomez and Morticia coded in my mind, freaky, obsessed and extremely married gothic couples ftw lol

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

— Chuck Palahniuk, Consider This

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.