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the pettiest and nosiest of bitches
dead dove and dilf enthusiast 21+ MDNI

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I reblog dubcon/noncon and dead dove religiously BUT I know there are people who check in for cod discourse or fandom meta updates. PLEASE let me know if I need to add tags to anything so you can browse and be nosy to your heart’s content. Or feel free to DM me! (unless you’re a minor, then please dni. that means under 18. honestly under 20 is toe-ing a line)

codstrology shitposting for original astrology content or “#consulting the stars…” for reblogs of works that I think are accurate to the 141’s natal charts!

ageless/empty blogs get blocked.

bigots and zionists get ridiculed and blocked. transphobes in particular get hexed. boo.

anons: 💀🏳️‍🌈, receipts anon

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lexi. she/her, late 20s, anti-AI, big-headed nosy bitch, never in one timezone for long

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Gaz accidentally triggering your prey response mid-coitus is the best worst thing that's ever happened. especially if you're known to be difficult in general.

“stay still, love.”

the hand on your throat wasn’t meant as a threat. your body, however, did register it as just that because every muscle automatically locks without your command.

you freeze.

paralyzed as Kyle’s harsh thrusts don’t stop. your soaked cunt clutches every inch of him, unwilling to let go as his hips grind into yours. you’re almost teetering on the verge of oblivion, trapped in this punishment of enduring the brunt of his pleasure as yours climbs to a near boiling point.

Kyle sees it. your body locked in the command he gave. doesn't know what to make of it at first. contemplates stopping to give you a moment to regain yourself.

but. he decides against it. he keeps going. mesmerized by the helplessness in your eyes. he wants more of it.

your vision blurs because of it. the heat spiking at the pit of your stomach. lightning steering down to the base of your spine. eyes rolling back when you take that final gasp when your pussy spasms, lewd wet sounds becoming louder, thighs smeared and messy with slick.

you can't even move when it hits. Kyle's frenzied pace stutters when your high triggers his, a sharp groan rumbling from his chest while he floods your cunt with hot cum.

those last few moments are spent with him laying on top of you, lavishing of you with soft kisses.

"still with me, love?" he asks after a long while. "you went catatonic on me there."

you would laugh if you weren't bone tired.

your hands trail up his broad shoulders and link behind his neck. "can we do that again?"

the heated look he gives you seals your fate.

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Pyromania: an irresistible impulse to start fires

Speed Dating for Arsonists

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your teeth in my neck (vampire john price x f!reader)

tw: is a blood kink if he's a vampire??? the plot is threadbare at best. just an excuse for biting and smut. warning for blood but i hope that was implied. degredation but its reader being referred to as a blood bag...

John Price was the worst kind of vampire. The one who looked almost-human, just the side of attractive to pique your interest, all for him to flash a fang or a pointed ear and remind you just exactly how much blood he could draw from your veins in a matter of minutes.

The meeting with Laswell dragged on longer than expected. She droned about the new vampire-human treaty, the fact that the 141 had been vamp for years and hid it, that this new mission was purposefully easy as to prove vampires could work with humans (even though this team had been doing just that, and quite successfully).

Quite honestly, the whole vampire thing was starting to get annoying.

some of you think the bad terrible evil parts of the source material don't affect you because you only participate in fics and shared headcanons. and you're in for a nasty shock when you realize that mass headcanons with no basis in canon are often more stereotypical in a more racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist, etc way than the source material ever could be.

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Dad’s Best Friend John Price who teaches you how to drive. Owes some favors to the bastard who saved his life and can’t exactly say no when he cashes in on one with driving lessons for his daughter.

Not really complaining though, not when you’d walked out of your father’s house wearing a pair of shorts that exposed far too much of your thighs.

Can’t reach the clutch even with the seat pulled as far forward as it would go, so there’s no other option left love, except for you to sit in his lap, the soft heat of your ass pressed fully against the line of his cock that’d been half hard since the moment you climbed into the truck.

“There,” he murmurs. “Better. Now you can actually feel what you’re doing.”

Hand low on your stomach under the thin excuse of steadying you, the other resting high on your thigh, thumb already stroking slow, idle circles against the soft inner skin just beneath the hem of your shorts.

“Left foot on mine,” he instructs and you obeyed instantly- god, such a good girl- shoe settling over his boot, and his habd on your thigh slides higher, tips of his fingers slipping beneath fabric, resting against bare skin.

Cooing against your hair when he feels you tense, the way your breath catches for half a second before you force yourself still again.

Doesn’t move his hand away, just keeps it there, warm and heavy, thumb stroking higher in slow paths while he guides the clutch with your foot like this is all still just a lesson. Like he isnt already hard enough to ache under you. Like the soft globes of you ass isn’t pressed right against the thick line of his cock with nothing but two thin layers of fabric between you.

“Easy,” he murmurs against your hair, words soft, grip on your thigh not. “Seat’s tight. Keep still for me.”

Every tiny shift of your hips only makes him pull you closer, arm around your waist tightening, dragging you more firmly back against him so you can feel every inch of how hard he is for you now.

Hand under your shirt drifting lower, palm spreading over the soft skin of your stomach, fingers splayed, measuring the space he’s about to claim.

“You’re doing fine,” he says near your ear, voice low, gentle. “Just keep your hands on the wheel. That’s all you need to worry about right now.”

His fingers slipping beneath the edge of your underwear, two thick fingers pushing into your cunt, stretching you open. The wet sound of it obscenely loud in the quiet of the cab. His thumb finding your clit a, pressing down with the same controlled patience he uses for everything else.

“There we go,” he murmurs against your hair, when you head tips back, shuddering moans spilling out. “That’s better.”

Trying to close your thighs, feels too good, already trying to squirm away from the pleasure. His knee forcing them back open, keeping them right where he wants them.

Clicks his tongue while he works you open with, fingers curling deep every time your breath hitches. The arm around your waist never loosens, trapped between his body and the steering wheel, impaled on his fingers, forced to take exactly what he gives you.

“Listen to you,” he mutters, almost to himself. “My best mate’s little girl, dripping all over my hand. Been thinking about this for ahilw. You know how many times I’ve sat across from your father and looked at you and wondered what you’d feel like clamped around me while he had no idea?”

He doesn’t stop when you start shaking, doesn’t ease up when your thighs tremble or when soft, broken sounds start spilling out of you. Just keeps going, thick fingers relentless, thumb steady, until you come with a quiet, wrecked little cry, clenching hard around him.

Price humming low in his chest and keeps his fingers inside you while the aftershocks roll through.

“Good,” he murmurs. “That’s one.”

He pulls his hand free.

You hear the soft sound of his belt being undone, the quiet drag of his zipper, the blunt, hot head of his cock pressing against your cunt, slick with your own mess, and there’s nowhere to go.

“Stay still for me,” he says against your ear, voice almost gentle again as he starts to push in, arms locking tighter around your waist. “Just like that. Nice and slow.”

Sinking into you, stretching you open around the thick length until he’s fully seated and your breath is punched out of your lungs.

“There,” he breathes, almost reverent. “Fuck. That’s it. That’s what I’ve been thinking about every time I looked at you.”

He thrusts hard, just once, and the sound you make makes him groan low in his chest, and he starts moving, doesn’t give you time to adjust, strokes that force you to feel every inch of him, free hand sliding up to rest around your throat, holding you in place while he fucks you with the same patience he used on the clutch as he thinks about how much your father trusts him.

Who’s going to look him in the eye later and thank him for teaching his daughter how to drive. How you’re going to sit across from him at dinner with his best friend’s come still leaking out of you.

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Headcanon but Gaz isn’t in the mw4 trailer because he was kidnapped and now his ex sugar daddy (Price) and current sugar daddy (Ghost) gotta team up to go rescue him

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(secret) mafia man john price x f!reader

18+, SMUT, manipulation and lying, noncon, forced marriage basically

the day you met john price, the fated fabric of the universe tore. shimmery with stardust, two people destined not to meet were thrown together anyways and it was you who had to bear the consequences.

he just appeared one day in that coffee shop rush before you went to work, people swarming the place in their business clothes like bees in a hive. you noticed him in line, how his suit strained against the breadth of his shoulders, but it was him who noticed your apple pie latte order and asked if this place was in the habit of dumping as much sugar as possible into every seasonal item it had.

from there it was coffee, again, then drinks then dinner and you were under him in two weeks flat, mewling around his cock as you clung to his shoulders.

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reiterating this point here

ao3 is an incredibly simple website, if you struggle so much that you deem it unusable then you may need to educate yourself of the bare basics of how the internet works

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Anonymous asked:

OKAY girl hello this one with john???

‘we’re both single parents, and our kids keep fighting and every time we have to go into school for another meeting, i end up liking you more.’

parent trap

single parent!price x single parent!reader

cw: fem!reader, physical altercations between children discussed -- (<900)

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It's the sixth time this term the school has had to call you in the middle of the afternoon about an altercation between your son, Theo, and Isla Price.

When you come through the building and down the corridor outside Mrs. Prentiss' office, John is already there, elbows on his knees, a mountain of a man spilling over in one of the seven-year-old-sized chairs – and on the low orange table beside him there are two coffees from the vending machine.

He looks up and scoots his boot in so you can get past.

"That one's yours," he says, almost apologetically, pushing the cup over.