love this incomprehensible comment on that vid I just reblogged

Harry Potter fans are so fucking annoying

The twelve publishers that rejected JK Rowling are the most vindicated people in history

it’s really good when a wound turns yellow and the redness starts to spread. it means happiness and fortune awaits you in the near future

yellow is the color of gold afterall

yellow is the colour of gold after all.

daily office routine

8AM-9AM: grieve

9AM-10AM: shit/vape

10AM-11AM: jerk off

11AM-12PM: respond to emails

12PM-5PM: practice smiling

daily office routine

8AM-9AM: grieve

9AM-10AM: shit/vape

10AM-11AM: jerk off

11AM-12PM: respond to emails

12PM-5PM: practice smiling

daily office routine

8AM-9AM: grieve

9AM-10AM: shit/vape

10AM-11AM: jerk off

11AM-12PM: respond to emails

12PM-5PM: practice smiling

Tumblr is such an awesome website. What if your diary had a pvp option

how did my life turn doomed + fucked

Why don’t you take a picture, it will last longer

my secret for sex? hooligan oil

Elaborate

yes, very

these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

John Jacobsmeyer (American, 1964) - Danger (2013)

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.