pigeon boy watching the daisies grow

Don't be afraid to show the real you

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

piplup jumps your battery

piplup lights the menorah

piplup sees the pale blue dot

piplup catsits

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

piplup studies plein air

piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.

piplup sees the pale blue dot (remastered)

you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

in the orginal draft of this post i didnt use the word emerge. i had to pull out an thesearuaus to find a cinnoman

what a horse considers play is business to a monkey. but to tom? its all foolery

there needs to be a societal-wide push for acceptance of girls with antennae. let her touch your face with her feelers!!

Going to the aquarium and briefly forming an intense emotional connection with a tube

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

piplup jumps your battery

piplup lights the menorah

piplup sees the pale blue dot

piplup catsits

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

piplup studies plein air

piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.

piplup sees the pale blue dot (remastered)

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Walk up to failure, walk up to regret

(Detail pics under the cut!)

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

piplup jumps your battery

piplup lights the menorah

piplup sees the pale blue dot

piplup catsits

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

piplup studies plein air

piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.

piplup sees the pale blue dot (remastered)

paul simon fact checking

❌ even in 1969 there were well over 3 million living boys in new york city

✅ not sure what it means to be art garfunkeled but i am sure it happened to paul simon

❌ no you did not paul simon

❔unverifiable

❌ he’s 5’3” a medium tree is more than enough

Eukarya won last time gng so here we go...