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how did senshi say this with his mouth
We just fed her a [telepathically projects the image of a delicious meal into your head], so she's not going to be hungry at the moment.
God i want to be critical of how the avatar the last airbender movie was treated but.... it's such a frustratingly mid movie....
Long ass review of the Aang film, an animated sequel to Avatar the Last Airbender, dedicated to @yvenin (you don't have to read it all, but she does.)
OK last ill be talking about it but. Why did they remove all her cuteness 💔
Eating this post w a knife and a fork (high praise) maybe even a spoon
THE COLORS!! The stupid lil spamtoing!!! The “you hit a guy with glasses” in the corner, I can hear it!! The sad and silly little blob 💖
SO GOOD!??!??! It’s so clean and polished too?!? I’m losing my mind at 1 AM⁉️ THANK YOU!!! 🙇
Honestly, never mind the "dry the wets" explanation of pasta, all cooking is actually unhinged when you think about it.
Make this food hot to make it soft.
Make this food hot to make it hard.
Make this food hot to make some of it harder and some of it softer.
Make this food hot to stop it being poison.
Make this food hot to make sure the poison gets in all the food.
Make this food hot so we can make it cold later.
Leave this food to rot, then eat it, possibly after making it hot.
Make this food hot to
make some of it harder and
some of it softer.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think im experiencing the mandela effect
Has that song always been called harpy hare? Not happy hare?
Now that im paying attention i can even hear the r. Idk what i was thinking for several months
WAIT OKAY i had no idea it was based on a thing rabbits do, i just looked it up. That makes the whole song way less mysterious
the masses only care about the girls starving themselves when its not something they can ignore anymore; ariana grande used to be "just naturally petite" - only now once they can see her skeleton does anyone feel the need to express their concern. and, of course, the fattest of us will starve ourselves constantly, months at a time, for years of our lives, and the only thing we ever get out of it is a congratulations. starvation is ugly, but thinness is chic - i mean, ariana grande wasn't even actually fat before! her mind is sick so she just thinks she's fat. she's starving herself wrongly. thin people are not supposed to starve. only fat people!
Behold the giant otter (Pteronura brasiliensis). Of the 14 living otter species known to science, this one is the biggest. Growing up to 5.6 ft (1.7 m) long, this mustelid can reach weights of 70 lbs (32 kg)! It inhabits parts of South America's Orinoco, Amazon, and La Plata river systems, where it lives in groups of up to 20 members. It feeds on fish, crustaceans, and even caiman.
Photo: Charlesjsharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons
It's so funny how cishet men will go online and rant about how no women are dating "normal" men because they only want ripped 6'4" supermodel beautiful billionaires and won't give any other man a chance and they're going to hit 30 or 40 and be lonely and miserable and it's like
My man, you are literally just going to the internet and telling absolutely everyone that no woman wants you. You are going online and creating videos that women with "normal" boyfriends and husbands and "normal" men with girlfriends and wives will watch where you show that you're so set in your belief that you're the cream of the crop that you can't even comprehend that women don't want you because you're an asshole. I can promise you that if you were like 50% less of a dick and if you stopped being a misogynist, then you would have no problem finding a girlfriend who loves you but that's not gonna happen because you fundamentally do not see women as actual people who deserve respect and who can have standards for their partners.
(This post was made by a trans person, r.adfems are not welcome here.)
Who wants to have a homoerotic sword fight with me? I'm bored
My special savings bank account ❤️