I want a new conspiracy

‘Aquarium Bath’ by Arnold Mammarella & Marcy Voyevod

Scanned from ‘Before and After: Bathroom Makeovers’ (2006)

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

Please stop he is drowning.....

Gone forever

the best part about wei wuxian's resurrection scene is that it happens when the audience doesn't know anything about him yet, so when he goes "i'm going to act like a deranged homosexual lunatic so no one recognizes me" you're like yeah sure that could be a feasible disguise until the flashback happens and you realize it's a terrible idea, because wei wuxian acts like a deranged homosexual lunatic all the time

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

the haunting song of the humpback whale, transcribed lovingly onto the side of a utility trailer

I look just like buddy holly

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

being escorted out of town

The criminal has been apprehended

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

certified iconic post

tumblr should add a "meat" button onto posts that's like the like button but it indicates you want to cut the user up into meat chunks and eat it for dinner

What if you're a vegetarian?

i guess in that case you can just cut them up and then throw it away without eating it

Person who makes coffee incorrectly: You can't make a cup of coffee without breaking a few eggs