‘Aquarium Bath’ by Arnold Mammarella & Marcy Voyevod
Scanned from ‘Before and After: Bathroom Makeovers’ (2006)
READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER
*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!
this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
the best part about wei wuxian's resurrection scene is that it happens when the audience doesn't know anything about him yet, so when he goes "i'm going to act like a deranged homosexual lunatic so no one recognizes me" you're like yeah sure that could be a feasible disguise until the flashback happens and you realize it's a terrible idea, because wei wuxian acts like a deranged homosexual lunatic all the time
The real problem is that you’ll be kind of unemployed for a couple weeks and you start feeling more human than you ever have
putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"
this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery
the haunting song of the humpback whale, transcribed lovingly onto the side of a utility trailer
I look just like buddy holly
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.