I'm sorry for what im about to say, but the whole thing about Phenomaman never being intimate with Blonde Blazer becouse of his genitalia makes my girl look borning as hell in bed. Phenomaman gets a pass science the whole being from a different planet thing, but her? Oral, 69-ing, fingering, boob job, the thing where a guy stick his dick between you'r thights and rubs you'r cunt with it, hell maybe even a foot job. My point stadns, if you really want to, you can. Bring this guy to me, I will rock his world.

Malignant.

Malevola X Chubby! F! Reader

A/N: i need more people to appreciate her and how obviously gay she is.. she loves fat girls, as the secretary of state for fat girl nation i can confirm it. please enjoy, reblogs and comments are always appreciated!!

Tags: weight gain mention, chubby reader, insecurity, feederism if you squint kinda, oral/cunnilingus, body worship, fingering

Wordcount: 2.1k

જ⁀➴ idk man he’s turned me feral ig. hope you enjoy my loves!

“Babe- fuck- if you’re gonna grind on me fucking do it, stop with the teasing.” His words come out all gruff and muffled against your jaw as his gloved hands squeeze at your ass, pressing you down against him with a choked noise that catches pathetically in his throat.

“I don’t wanna ruin your suit,” you reply sweetly, as if you hadn't imagined this exact scenario the first time you had seen him in it. he chuckles faintly at your words, knowing damn well how dirty your mind is despite the cute little innocent act you had going on.

Robert reaches a hand up to curl his fingers around your jaw, pulling you closer to him until his lips press against yours— grinning against your mouth as you wiggle a little on his lap, hands grasping at his shoulders.

“You think I care about the damn suit right now?”

You go to answer, but he only kisses you deeper, tongue pushing past your lips, fingers slipping into your hair before murmuring: “rhetorical question, sweetheart. I don’t care, just keep moving your hips.”

Walk with me, actions over words type of guy.

Sweet body language but fucks it up every other time he opens his mouth. Eg. Spoons at night and hugs you from behind while cooking but then plenty of "Let me do it/read it for you I went to Harvard"

Seemingly asks to help with your bags "let me carry those for you" and grabs your tits, helps eventually.

And you both laugh at each other when you trip, nearly pissing yourself while helping the other up.

You end up pulling him into your neck during cuddles so he doesn't ruin the nice moment and shutting him up with kisses, it works.

Thoughtful in a way, you get given a flower he saw outside in your favourite colour then asks "So am I getting laid tonight?"

Just throwing around ideas, there's a weird but strong chemistry brewing in my brain.

Oh you ate this up

nothing better to do robert robertson x gn!reader (fluff) synopsis: you get injured on the job m.list / wc: 881

    there’s only one thing worse than being injured in the middle of the shift, and that’s having to sit in the infirmary for hours on end. you heal quicker than most, but when your leg was broken in multiple places and the culprit was still robbing the place, it didn’t leave much time to recover. forced to be carried by coupe back to base (who still hasn’t gotten her flying license, but robert figured it would be fine this once), you grumbled at the sight of the infirmary.

  and it didn’t help when every member of the team made their way through your room, joking about how your foot looks a little off center now. you’d roll your eyes unceremoniously, calling them all some unsavory insult and then watching them leave for an emergency. you hate the feeling of pity being pointed at you, which even if they didn’t outwardly say it, you could see it in their eyes. 

  grabbing your phone, there’s little to no notifications, the stale black background reflecting back your broken nose and bruised jaw.

  “- you look worse for wear,” a voice echoes through the room, garnering your attention from your phone. 

Slobbing on Flambae’s fat chest after work because life cold nipple warm. He hatessss it (lovingly), calls you a mommy-issues-bitch every time (while tugging on your hair), and REFUSES to admit it makes him want to nut his pants. Fuckin’ baby. Whenever you cockwarm him you’ll find your head being nudged and his suit being pulled ever so slightly to the side, nooooo fault of his if you want to be a weirdo and give them a tweak.. Not like he’ll cum inside or anything..

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Listen....I need at least 1 chase fic yall...c'mon now pls-😭👏🫂💜✨️