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Check mpost!! She/Her!! I'm >18, my >18 content is tagged, not an >18 exclusive account. If you're here to only enjoy sfw content block #twistedsmut

Rgghhhh Boyfriend!Silver massaging all your sore spots and scrubbing your back in the shower after a long day,,, Always so considerate; putting you to bed and immediately getting to work on freshening up your favourite clothes for tomorrow. It's so hot and bright constantly, and he thinks fondly back on you applying his sunscreen or adjusting his sunglasses when he sleeps on your shoulder while ironing your favourite shirt— it's the least he could do!

You're too good 2 him. He wants so badly for you to be happy allll year round, like how you save his year time and time again 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯

Guess what .... The trailer for season 2 of Twisted Wonderland dropped...

Twisted I'm shaking. There's to many feelings.

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where even ARE you guys atp in the story?? Is it a season per book? Because if so I fear we will never see ob Malleus

Anonymous asked:

wait idk if u write for dungeon meshi... but if u do can u write pathetic kabru x reader👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 love ur writing btw!!!!

. Nyeooooooooooowmm

Under the principal that to ignore Kabru is to essentially poof him, Obsession style (to not be perceived is to not exist is to die etc) he wants your EYES on the PRIZE that is him.

*oooooh you want my cryptic, full of obligation with no reward type of situationship dont youuu

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Anonymous asked:

hii omg im so glad there are ppl that write for sentenced to be a hero bc i've been STARVING....

can i perhaps request a xylo x hero!reader (gn! if possible) xylo has been silently pinning over reader for a long time now. after reader has come back from a solo mission they meet teoritta for the first time and she notices xylo just staring at reader longingly and tries to make him confess.

hope this is alright! ^-^

It's just like Xylo to blame himself for this; the inevitable collision between two supernovas, prophesied to blown the hell up in his lap. He wants so very badly to say he did something terrible in a past life to deserve this; chaos and shrapnel and— is that his garter on your leg? — but not even he can piss a goddess off enough to warrant this. Or you.

"I missed you, Forbartz. How many times did you die without me to keep your nose clean? Do you even remember our epic romance??"

Anonymous asked:

Are you still writing stbah? If so, how about Rhyno with a single parent reader? Plus if their kids loves him and the reader is just tired XD

State propaganda gets so bad that even the CHILDREN of criminals (with applicable skills and potential military use, ofc) are being vilified :((. And now you have a forever 13 kiddo.. Some bureaucrat has GOT to die for this.

Rhyno believes in helping to rear your child (knowing they won't be doing much growing) for the sake of finalizing nature vs nurture in his mind. This as a concept just boggles him despite his present status (freak of nature. Nobody taught him to be this way). Is determined to raise your baby up as an upstanding member of society, in his way, valuing all the good stuff—taking all you are entitled to and nothing more, purging the weak, and adapting to human mannerisms through constant, blatant observation. Now go stare at your parent.

(You thank god every day for the men you work with being different types of weird to diffuse Rhyno's abject psychopathy.

They were set to fail from the start..)

And if your child grows to be just as useful to society as his loving mentor he'll be the happiest father in the world!! So happy he deserves another baby, just to affirm his hypothesis <3

Find one, and quickly; young couples make the best role models, and he isn't getting any smoother :) Hey Name why aren't you smiling :) Hasn't he done a good job :) Tell him you're proud :)

*Calling you mommy/daddy/"pop-pop" because it's only fair!! The calf hasn't even had enough time ALIVE to bond with you at the depth he has, and it certainly isn't better conversation :/ Miss him with the rhetoric that he isn't entitled to cutesy, show-off-our-bond nicknames, and just let him be your baby already :)))

Anonymous asked:

Me when Crowley 🤤🤤

Crowley is too focused on y/n to be doing the schools responsibilities, trust me

Putting on a see through top (can't afford better :/ woe is me) and sitting on his desk; failing homework in hand, puppy eyes at the ready,, How will I ever pass without your help, sir? You're the first I thought to look for—so smart, so reliable, sir!

And teacher reader makes me feel some good things

. Swatting at him for giving you bad class slots, misbehaving student transfers etc and he squirms HOURS LATER thinking about your touch, trying to resist falling to his knees while speaking publicly to 1000 students and staff

Anxious predator x Unbothered Prey you have my heart.

Catboy!Idia x Bunthing!Reader essentially flipping each other off behind closed doors, respectively too scared to start beef and too busy to finish it, made to play nice as the only roaming pets in the house. Cuddling up together while you sniff and thump against him, his ears flattened and teeth shrouded by unabashedly pouting lips when the camera clicks as your owner squeals and pats themself on the back for good parenting, unknowing to your maddened bunny eyes withering his will to fight instantly when they meet his own; he cowers against and into you, scared of what he imagines and too cowardly to take flight away from you. All is well :) Good kitty :) Please don't take revenge :)

Anonymous asked:

Grim cockblocking the housewarderns lol

Omg it's constant, malicious, and NOBODY can complain because you're just their collective work crush (@ xyz corp leave me alone) and social contract dictates that absolutely dunking on your cat warrants public execution. So, they learn to deal!!

Riddle and Jamil as your manager and peer respectively work to chip away at your security; bunching up their brows and floating you curt emails whenever the brat makes an appearance over virtual meetings. Something like Business and pleasure rarely bode well combined. Resolve your personal matters and be once more invited into the zoom meet, maggot.

Or, at least that's what he wants more than anything to say. Instead, he whines at you in the breakroom about changing your clothes because your cat germs'll infect his coffee and make him slave to the whims of sweet kitty-cats—never able to summon the courage to submit baggies of cat food to your care, worried that he made a mistake in analyzing your purchases on the company card and offend you. Babies :/

Mostly in the same boat (Idia's worst nightmare, stuck on a boat with these people) of gradual anti-Grim severity is everyone else, from supplying beds too large for him to squeeze in front of your camera (reducing him to background nuisance) to actually just sending you flowers that would kill him (kindly rejected and thrown well away before you arrive home). You have GOT to shoot this guy my lord