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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

Not so good.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

shoutout to genuinely nice people, keep doing what you’re doing, the world needs you

game developers you are banished to wii hardware limits until you learn your lesson

Bluesky liberals are wild I'll be posting about sucking dick or something and they'll find me in the discover tab and tell me shit like DEMOCRACY IS DEAD YOU HAVE TO KILL THE DON and it's like. Man we're sucking absolute penis out here. Chill the fuck out you're 38

people be calling folks zesty a lot these days, brother I need you to call me a faggot‼️‼️‼️‼️

whenever i see two women next to each other i always call them the scissor sisters. the distaff counterpart to the blowjob brothers

OCD things that you don't hear about:

there is a myth told by the Dark Powers That Be that you get uglier as you get fatter. That is the devil speaking. You actually get way hotter the more weight you put on, it happened to me

Washington DC is having its name changed to Undertale City

Washington DC

is having its name changed to

Undertale City

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lets all horrifically torture our favorite characters together Forever

[ID: a doodle of a group of people dancing happily while holding hands. /end ID]

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw