even up close it's like a beautiful light in the distance

Could you imagine?

No, no. It gets blasted off during a battle and Ashoka freaks and he’s just there going “Not again. Third time this has happened Obi Wan isn’t going to be happy.”

no see it gets blasted but doesent break immediately and she freaks out because hes injured and he just tries to shush her and tell her its fine and THEN it falls off and she freaks out even more

Thats how he keeps losing his lightsaber now. The clones have gotten so good at retrieving it that now when his arm gets blasted off and the hand holding the saber goes flying, a clone just catches them like a wedding bouquet and tosses the saber to Obi Wan or Ahsoka.

Cody: Here’s your lightsaber, Sir, you lost it earlier. Again.

Obi Wan: Ah, silly me. Thank you, Cody.

Rex, *yeeting Anakin’s severed hand at his face*: Hey, I think you dropped something. Again.

Anakin: Than— why are the fingers flipping me off?

Rex: It was like that when I found it, Sir

The first time it happens Rex hands it back with a completely straight face and a quipped “need a hand?”

This cements Rex as Anakin’s favorite

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

internet soft skills

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

i made this at 4am and it was a lot funnier then but we persist

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

well now you're just doing this on purpose

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

now that's what i call a

gator aid

Take a look at Gators Georg here.

I just had to draw them

Face of a little guy who didn't think he was the problem either😂😂😂

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

They are still growing

the first horse…….. was human

@paradise-estate :

There you go!

A perfect time to bring this back:

Except G2 is missing from this picture.  You have G1, G3, G3.5, G4, EQG.

G2 looked more like weird bugs.

Dead evolutionary tree

IDK.  I genuinely feel like, design-wise, G4 is more related to G2 than to G1.

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

Cropping out their logo because fuck giving them free advertising, but this random ad was still too funny. You can do anything, fulfill your wildest dreams, like being literally just some guy.

NOW WITH MUSHROOM !

made a transparent version if anyone desires such a thing

he's pregnant with mushroom and it's yours

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation