It's pronounced "secret two"

@ckret2 / ckret2.tumblr.com

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You can also call me Puff. I write, I draw to trick you into looking at my writing, I post long lore/headcanon posts about whatever fandom I'm currently hyperfixated on, and sometimes I remember to reblog things I like. Feel free to send me an ask about any of those things! Makes me feel warm and gooey.

very cool icon of my skeleton sona by @cyanideinsomnia

Pinned

I found one of my other old masterposts so I'm taking the opportunity to finally make a pinned post, prioritized based on what people ask me about most often:

I love spam likes/reblogs. I love comments on years-old fics/posts. If you ever think "this fic is too old for me to like/reply/reblog" YOU ARE WRONG. Does a parent stop loving their baby when it's 20 years old?

Where do I find all the things you write? On my Ao3 or in my #my writing tag! A few things on my blog haven't been posted to AO3 yet. My really old fics are on fanfiction.net.

What about your art? In my #my art tag, but buddy, I only create art to lure in fresh readers. Please read my writing too.

Where's your big Gravity Falls Bill Cipher fic? Right here! Also, every chapter has a link to the masterpost at the top! Also also, every post about the fic is under #bill goldilocks cipher. The fic's not going on Ao3 until TBOB is released this summer.

Where are all your Godzilla fics? Right here! Also, almost all of them have links to the masterpost, too. Nearly all of them are on Ao3.

When are you returning to editing In Short Supply/writing Rodorah/writing radiosnake? When the stars align (and when I'm not hyperfixated on a different fandom). You can find my posts about ISS under #in short supply.

When are you reuploading all the broken BtSDLb images? When I stop having ADHD long enough to spend a day individually uploading over a thousand pictures. I've never had access to the mirror on MSPFA, somebody else made it.

How do I find anything else on your blog? I tag everything and cross-link posts as often as I can. Tumblr search is terrible but tumblr tags work just fine. I try to make it as easy as possible.

Are you taking writing commissions? Not right now, unless you happen to have an idea about exactly what I want to write in the exact fandom I'm currently interested in.

Are you accepting tips without commissions? If you wanna send one!

Can I hire you to write for a big fancy legitimate TV show/movie/video game/comic? Yes. (... Hey, doesn't hurt to hope somebody'll ask.)

#pinned post #reference

Anonymous asked:

Does having notifs turned on for a blog bypass the nsfw shadowbanning if the user allows nsfw in settings?

I have no idea, I turned on all nsfw settings as soon as tumblr introduced them and I don't use blog notifs

#anonymous #ask

Reblogged jamesbuchananbarnesslut

made a terrible art mistake: put maximum effort into a drawing that includes genitalia, thus guaranteeing that only 4 people will see it when i post it

sadly, no, the audience will not be the judge of whether or not four people see it.

tumblr's default setting hiding all nsfw posts that most people forget to turn off and/or can't turn off because they never leave the mobile app will be the judge of whether or not four people see it.

#(this is not a gripe about my audience's tastes this is a gripe about the state of the internet)#(i said only four people will SEE it not only four people will ENJOY it)#(I expect three people to enjoy it lol)

made a terrible art mistake: put maximum effort into a drawing that includes genitalia, thus guaranteeing that only 4 people will see it when i post it

#(i put my whole pussy into this pussy)#(← world's worst way to describe scissoring)

Reblogged

samuraijacksoff

a morning stroll in the meiji era and a parfait in the afternoon😊

#(i keep looking at aku's goofy face)#(rly like the linework on the first one)#samurai jack #aku #jaku #fanart

*takes a break from drawing fanart of the blorbo to check tumblr and sees a mutual just posted fanart of the blorbo* aw man, im so jealous, i wish i was drawing fanart of the blorbo right now

Part 3 of 7-ish of the epic and not at all tragic love story of Bill Cipher and the howling void, in which Bill continues to be the best most loving boyfriend of all time

as long as you ignore all of the ways that he's the worst.

Also remember this??

[Love/Gravity] Will Tear Us Apart - ch 3

Parts 1 and 2 here, or on ao3 if you prefer.

#bill cipher #howling void #gravity falls #gravity falls fic #gravity falls fanart #fanart #my art #my writing #bill goldilocks cipher

Reblogged thedemonsurfer

spin-the-wheel-polls

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

spin-the-wheel-polls

Yeah I think most people do

god I hope so

#('you constantly feel bored!' so i still have ADHD)#polls

Reblogged

mechpreg-showdown

Round 2; Group 2; Poll 7

Propaganda:

Scaramouche:

Aku would 1000% find a way to get his sassy robo boyfriend pregnant!!! [x]

Bulkhead:

Bulkhead would make a great dad just look at how he is with Miko! [x]

#(oh there's no way Scaramouche is winning against Bulkhead)#(still I feel obligated to reblog anyway. just to give him a fighting chance. as if my blog isnt swarming with TF fans)#polls #(I feel like any pregnancy poll should be obligated to pit all the TFs against each other first)#(because otherwise they'll knock out all the other contenders for the first few rounds and it just turns into an 80% tf competition)#(which means 80% of the contest is now only of interest to TF fans rather than all the other people who wanted to play.)#(and I say that as a TF fan myself. We can't keep getting away with this. Let some non-TFs have a fighting chance to get past round one.)

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terrible name for a business:

Icarus Airlines

icarus-the-nocturnal

whay if... they flew at night..........

an intriguing proposal. however did you think of it tumblr user icarus-the-nocturnal

Reblogged

obscure ace experience of the day: really wanna show what i think a character's junk looks like but like not even in a horny way. i just think it's very aesthetically pleasing. people can get horny about it afterward if they want but first i need everyone to appreciate the artistry of it ok thanks

might be leaning real hard on tumblr's "nudity is acceptable as long as it's Artistic™" rule soon if i actually finish this art

obscure ace experience of the day: really wanna show what i think a character's junk looks like but like not even in a horny way. i just think it's very aesthetically pleasing. people can get horny about it afterward if they want but first i need everyone to appreciate the artistry of it ok thanks

Reblogged thedemonsurfer

Q: You're nothing but a liar, an egotist, a sycophant, and a coward.

Q: Starscream, do you really think you're a better leader than Megatron? He fought Optimus for centuries, and you're some pathetic right-hand man. And Soundwave does a better job than anyone.

── . My response within the Russian TF ASK community ✶⋆.˚

#(reading along like 'starscream would not handle that so gracefully—oh THERE it is')#(i love 'i held back. i was magnificent.' were so proud of u starscream)#starscream #knock out #transformers #tfp #fanart

#(im shitposting @ discord friends so yall get to reap the benefits)#samurai jack

Anonymous asked:

Can we please get art of Yvonne when you can see more than a circle of darkness?

I tried to draw it and I couldn't make it look right. So: no lmao. Sorry. Use the power of your imagination.

imagine a grim reaper robe, except with sleeves long enough to cover the hands, plus them hems are all tattered, plus it's a ghost, plus it's so translucent that it's invisible in bright light.

#anonymous #ask

captainlividllama asked:

now i’m wondering how kryptos of all people managed to stake it out so long. unexpected master at not pissing off bill and flying under the radar somehow

HONESTLY? the reason he's still around is because he chose to be around. i think bill's too insecure to actually throw away anyone that's willing to stay. how many times did Ford denounce Bill? Bill's still trying to recruit him into the Henchmaniacs after Ford tries to kill him.

now, why did kryptos of all people decide to stick around so long? THAT'S a damn good question.

(and i have an answer, but it isn't in this plot arc.)

#captainlividllama #ask #bill goldilocks cipher

Bill Cipher and his first girlfriend, with whom things are going SO great and they're NOT discovering conflicts in their lifestyles, at all!

she's fine 👍

You're gonna read this chapter and think "wow! bill's being so considerate and understanding and supportive! how strange and unexpected!" Hold on to that feeling of unease, my friend.

If you wish to fully appreciate the vibes of the party scene, please play Tom Cardy's "Transcendental Cha Cha Cha," put it on loop, open up a second tab/music program, play "Macarena," also put it on loop, set them to top volume, and suffer.

[Love/Gravity] Will Tear Us Apart - ch 2

also available on ao3! and if you missed ch 1 it's here!

#bill cipher #howling void #gravity falls #gravity falls fic #gravity falls fanart #fanart #my art #my writing #(the irony that I've gotta tag this art—#eyestrain #—when the reason it's like that is to convey how eyestrainy this scene is)