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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
digital art of Bill Cipher and a shadowy figure with a black hole for a head in a tiled bathroom. The black hole is hiding in the bathtub sobbing and Bill's leaning on the far opposite wall looking bored. They're holding hands; Bill's arm is stretched out and distorted in the black hole's grip. Bill's thinking to himself, "I'M BEING SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. I'M BASICALLY THE BEST AT BEING A SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND."ALT

Part 3 of 7-ish of the epic and not at all tragic love story of Bill Cipher and the howling void, in which Bill continues to be the best most loving boyfriend of all time

as long as you ignore all of the ways that he’s the worst.

Also remember this??

A screenshot of a page from The Book Of Bill featuring a calendar with a big hole ripped in the middle. Caption: "NOTHING DAY. Ah, Nothing Day! A day when you give the gift of nothing, do nothing, and mark the date by cutting a giant hole in your calendar. I briefly (strike through) dated (end strike through) knew a howling void, and she insisted that this was a real holiday and was VERY offended when I suggested that she was making it up to get out of work. NOTHING DAY TRADITIONS: (blank) NOTHING DAY FOOD: (blank) OUR FAVORITE NOTHING DAY CAROL: (blank)"ALT

[Love/Gravity] Will Tear Us Apart - ch 3

Parts 1 and 2 here, or on ao3 if you prefer.

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Bill Cipher and his first girlfriend, with whom things are going SO great and they’re NOT discovering conflicts in their lifestyles, at all!

an incredibly bright and colorful scene full of a large crowd of geometric shapes, surrounded by music notes and strobe lights. near the front of the scene is Bill Cipher and a Bill-sized black hole. Bill's saying to the black hole "ISN'T THIS GREAT?!" but the strobe lights make it difficult to read his word bubble.ALT
a close-up on the black hole. it's totally featureless. it's thinking, "help"ALT

she’s fine 👍

You’re gonna read this chapter and think “wow! bill’s being so considerate and understanding and supportive! how strange and unexpected!” Hold on to that feeling of unease, my friend.

If you wish to fully appreciate the vibes of the party scene, please play Tom Cardy’s “Transcendental Cha Cha Cha,” put it on loop, open up a second tab/music program, play “Macarena,” also put it on loop, set them to top volume, and suffer.

[Love/Gravity] Will Tear Us Apart - ch 2

also available on ao3! and if you missed ch 1 it’s here!

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hey do y'all remember the howling void? This one? From TBOB?

screenshot of part of a page from The Book of Bill, depicting Bill Cipher disguising himself in a black hoodie and baseball cap as he holds his arm behind a black hole that's about the same size as him. A caption beside the drawing says, "IS IT TRUE YOU ONCE DATED A HOWLING VOID? Wow, how many times am I gonna have to hear this one? Just because I got coffee with a howling void ONE TIME does not mean we were in a relationship! And whatever happened to privacy, huh? Next question!"ALT

do you wanna read an entire fic about how Bill screwed things up with his first girlfriend? hahaha yeah you do!!

here’s chapter 1 of 7-ish. no content warnings for Bill’s behavior apply… yet; but he’s already waving red flags before he even manages to ask her out.

also available on ao3 if you’d prefer to read it there!!

[Love/Gravity] Will Tear Us Apart - ch 1

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Chapter 117 of human Bill Cipher nearly, but not quite, going a whole chapter without angsting over being human:

Is Bill being a professional manipulator, projecting his own issues on someone else, or genuinely trying to help out a friend? spoilers: it’s all three!

partially colored digital comic. Dipper Pines and human Bill Cipher are wrestling on the ground as Dipper tries to push Bill off. Dipper says, "AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RUINED HER SHOW LAST TIME!" Bill says, "YEAH! AND NOW I'M TRYING TO SAVE HER SHOW! CAN YOU SAY THAT?!" Dipper kicks Bill's face away as he says, "I'M TRYING TO SAVE HER!" As Dipper runs away Bill, still on the ground, shouts, "AND THAT'S WHY YOU'VE GOT YOUR CAMERA, RIGHT?!"ALT
Dipper skids to a stop and looks sadly at his camera as Bill says, "THIS ISN'T ABOUT PROTECTING MABEL, THIS IS ABOUT YOUR HERO COMPLEX. YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER STUPID EPISODE FOR YOUR STUPID VLOG!" Bill grabs Dipper's shoulder and spins him around to face him as he says angrily, "YOU JUST HAVE TO PROVE YOU'RE THE SMART TWIN AGAIN--EVEN IF IT MEANS STEALING HER TURN IN THE SPOTLIGHT."ALT

also, at long last: Waddles’s egg hatches.

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Chapter 116 of human Bill Cipher actually acting like a good friend for once:

Mabel has reached her final form.

Mabel pines and Waddles standing in front of a backdrop designed to look like outer space, wearing metallic silver costumes, rainbow capes, and glasses that look like alien eyes. They're behind a giant egg on a pillow on a box, which is under a spotlight.ALT

Everyone’s headed to town hall to prepare for the big show: watching Waddles’s egg hatch; and meanwhile, Dipper and Ford are frantic to stop the show before it’s too late.

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Chapter 115 of human Bill Cipher getting uncomfortably comfortable with joining in on the Mystery Shack’s shenanigans: if Waddles is gonna lay an egg then by god they’re gonna make a tourist attraction outta it.

a curtain-framed scene of waddles sleeping on a pile of cushions next to a gigantic egg, with Mabel sitting on a chair in front of him smiling at the audience. Signs surrounding Waddles say "SOME EGG!" "EGGXTRAORDINARY" and "Pictures: $20 each"ALT

And: Stan and Bill try to further convince Mabel that sometimes lying to people for money is okay.

Plus, Dipper and Ford visit the farm. Yaaay.

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partially colored digital picture of Waddles sitting proudly on a pillow nest beside a giant spherical egg the size of a basket ball.ALT
uncolored drawing of Grunkle Stan looking with irritation at Waddles's egg and nest, which is in the middle of the Mystery Shack living room. Stan has his hands on his hips and says, "Ugh, that darn pig got in the living room last night."ALT
Stan: "What a mess. Pulled out all the cushions and laid an egg—and right in front of the TV, too!"ALT
Stan leaves the living room grumbling and says, "Where's Mabel?"ALT
A beat where the living room doorway is empty.ALT
Stan returns to the living room, looking confused, and says, "Laid an egg?"ALT

Chapter 114 of human Bill Cipher somehow managing to befriend a pig faster than he’s winning Ford over:

Waddles lays an egg.

Also: Mabel tries to retroactively prevent Weirdmageddon, and Dipper vivisects Bill’s entire personality with the surgical skill and murderous rage of Jack the Ripper. But mostly Waddles lays an egg.

Ford’s very excited.

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Chapter 113 of human Bill Cipher slowly stealing Dipper’s friend group: martial arts, queer club, Bill having an existential crisis, and everyone talks about their moms without mentioning their moms.

And Bill has the kind of epiphany all his therapists would’ve killed to see.

uncolored digital comic of human bill cipher and wendy. panel 1: Wendy and Bill riding in a car. Wendy looks worried and bill's labeled, "IS BILL. PRETENDING HE'S A HUMAN WHO WAS FRIENDS WITH BILL." Wendy: "WERE THINGS COOL BETWEEN YOU AND BILL?" Bill: "UH, YEAH? WHY?" Wendy: "IT'S JUST, I KNOW HE USED HIS 'FRIENDS' SOMETIMES. LIKE FORD." Bill, confident and dismissive: "PFFF, FORD'S JUST A USEFUL NERD! I'M DIFFERENT! BILL AND I GOT EACH OTHER! WE WERE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH! HE WOULDN'T HAVE USED ME LIKE THAT!" Wendy silently cringes. Bill winces and thinks, "OH, WAIT. THAT'S THE EXACT SAME THING I TELL ALL MY PAWNS." Bill says, "I-I MEAN, HE... UH..." Increasingly nervous, with his triangle form depicted over his head in a state of frustration/panic, Bill thinks to himself, "THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY TRASH AND MY TREASURES! I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! I JUST NEED TO PROVE IT! WHAT'S ONE PERK MY PALS GET THAT SETS THEM APART FROM PAWNS? C'MON, THINK WHY CAN'T I THINK OF ANYTHING?!"ALT

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samurai jack fancomic partially using screenshots from the show to save time. Jack, in space, is talking to the gods Ra, Odin, and Rama. Jack says, "SO I COULD KILL AKU HERE, IN THE FUTURE, BUT, WITH ALL THE TIME PORTALS DESTROYED, HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE POWER OF TIME TRAVEL. WHAT CAN I DO?" Ra leans toward the other two gods and says, "GROUP HUDDLE." The gods turn away from Jack and Ra says, "I HAVE AN IDEA BUT IT'S KIIIIIND OF FUCKED UP."ALT

got a new AU for y'all.

Jack aims a bow and arrow at Aku with a magical lotus flower on the arrow's shaft. Aku says, "WHAT?! YOU'RE NOT DRAWING YOUR SWORD TODAY?! THE ONLY USEFUL WEAPON YOU HAVE?! HAAAAA НАНА, FINE!! IF YOU'RE SO EAGER TO DIE!" Aku laughs evilly. The arrow pierces his chest where his heart should be and he gasps in shock.ALT
drawing of Aku, looking at his hand in horror, as blotches of starry space begin to spread across his head, chest, and arm, spreading outward from a bright glowing spot over his heart.ALT
Aku is hunched over on his hands and "knees" groaning while Jack looks at him. Aku's entire body is now space textured and covered with stars, rather than pure uninterrupted black. His flames and beard have turned yellow and there's a large glowing white wound/crack on his chest and back. Jack says, "AKUUU? ARE YOU... UM... ...HHOW DO YOU FEEL?" Aku says, "WHH... WHAT..." Aku sits up and turns to Jack with a horrified, watery-eyed look, and says, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?! ALL THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE... ALL THOSE YEARS... WHY DID IT ALL SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA?!" jack says, "AH, GOOD, IT WORKED." Aku slams a fist down next to Jack, leans over him threateningly, and says, "YOU!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MY MIND?! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, SAMURAI! YOU--" Aku collapses face down on the ground and sobs grossly.ALT

AU where Aku turns good. Unwillingly. Without the benefit of forgetting all his past beliefs and actions.

And he handles it great. SO great. He is just, the best at coping with this, and he’s doing fine.

(TW for attempted suicide)

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Teeth Twisted Outward

“What are you doing?” Jack asked.

Ashi looked up in surprise.

The last time they’d passed through a town, they’d bought her some basic hygiene supplies: toothbrush, floss, a hairbrush, a portable mirror, a small first aid kit. Ashi had also grabbed a small nail care kit—to Jack’s surprise, considering her blunt and dirty fingernails. But then, he’d thought, maybe that was why she wanted the kit.

Maybe not.

Ashi was sitting in front of the campfire, one hand holding her pocket mirror, the other holding the nail file in her mouth.

She mumbled around the file, “Bru'hing my deeth?”

Not sure whether to worry or laugh, Jack said, “That's… not a toothbrush.”

She pulled out the file. “Okay, I’m filing and then brushing and flossing—but you know what I mean. It’s a file day.”

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(oh boy 2 am! time to post a new fic!) samurai jack ashi jashi (← in my mind this isn't a 'jashi fic' so much as 'a fic; and jashi happens in it bc it's canon') (but like i think there's enough jashi in it that people Looking For Jashi will like it) (also some homoerotic jaku subtext) my writing (if genndy is too much of a coward to make ashi look like her father then by god ill do it in his place)

we’re back baby 😎 with chapter 111 of Bill Cipher pulling the human meat suit equivalent of some guy wearing a horse costume to befriend a herd of wild horses by convincing them he’s one of them:

Tambry’s pool party gets weird.

colored comic. panel one: a boombox sitting on the ground sings "I'm just a triangle trying to save you". panel two: human bill cipher, beneath an ominous multicolored stormy sky, stares down at the radio in horror as it sings "from the delusions society gave you"ALT

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